Brown Bread

Not good, broken, not liked, rubbish. The words Brown bread describe anything that is not working or not as good as it should be.

The engine in your boat is BROWN BREAD!

by Who needs them. April 14, 2008

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Brown Out

After a long night of drinking one will black out from drinking large amounts of alcohol. If one wakes up the next morning remembering nothing, but with a shit in ones pants then one has "browned out."

"Dude I totally am going to brown out tonight. I just ate a ton of taco bell and plan on drinking a ton!"

by j8c11 November 30, 2009

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brown microphone

To sing or serenade into one's bumhole therefore mimicking a microphone that is brown. Often ex-American/Canadian Idol stars are reduced to using the brown microphone since it is the only audience that is attentive.

Tariq: "Last nizzight Clay Aiken sang an incredible melody into m'a brown microphone. It was stuck in my head awl day!"
Dwayne: "Damn nigga, that's gross!"

by CockBlocker July 27, 2008

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Brown Bagg'n it

Ever heard of the term a butterface well this will solve your problem. Take a brown bag place over the head of your partner and just imagine of somebody else.

Hey babe you got to be brown bagg'n it for this dick.

by Jordan and Colin September 18, 2006

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brown job

to have your boss think that your doing a great job, but everyone else in the entire world realizes you're failing miserably, can be the start of your boss demise, term comes from Mike Brown and GWB after katrina

"Brownie your doing a heck of a job" Bush
Pete's a brown jobber, his work is crap but the boss loves him

by Paul S. W. November 14, 2006

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