Ass-Cake

When sooooooo shitty at something that there absolutely ass-cakes, also used for someone who is paraplegic/anti semetic.

Walks up to a paraplegic man at park:”thy arst cake o’ arse/ you are absolutely ass-cakes my gooy”.

by KennedyKiller1963 August 8, 2022

Milf cake

A desirable woman older than 26 who is a mother but would not make marriage material.

Yumm i'd like me sum of that milf cake

by Lightblaze June 27, 2016

randy cake

a random cake

"What a randy cake"

by randy cake August 4, 2010

Stacking my cake

Acquiring money and continuously generating cash from a source of income

Pops : Ayo, where are you working at foo?

Foo: I work at Chevron but I'm trapping as a side hustle, you know the deal. Stacking my cake up to get a new whip.

by Zugondeze September 19, 2020

caked

To fall asleep when you're really high; to shlump or shleep

Friend: *falls asleep high as fuck*
Me: "That bitch just CAKED"

by fcknstxned September 28, 2019

Frosting the cake

When to take a shit and decide to have a wank (shit wank combo), then proceed to ejaculate onto said defecation, thus ‘frosting the cake’

Holly: Hey Chelsea did you hear about Rowan frosting the cake?

Chelsea: no, what’s that mean?

Holly: it’s when you take a shit and jizz on it.

Chelsea: oh right on! Nice!

by Nick loves yogurt July 29, 2022

Bumhole cake

The act of sucking cake mixture from ones anus with a side of cream.

“Crutchley had some amazing bumhole cake last night”

by HeyGuysitsNicole69 May 22, 2019