The Aunt Missy Special

A fart so rancid it can clear everyone in a room, but nobody knows it was you.

Person 1: Eww it smells so damn bad in here
Person 2: I think someone let out the Aunt Missy Special.

by BallTapper69 March 8, 2023

Mcdonald's Special

The act of getting a Double Cheeseburger but taking away the ketchup and the top bun. When this is done you split the burger in half, put your penis inside of it, take a bite out of it, and then you get the mayo and ketchup.

Person 1: Oww my wing wang hurts so bad!
Person 2: Oh why?
Person 1: My dog gave me a Mcdonald's Special!
Person 2: Uh shucks!

by asdfasdfasdfasdhgdsjyikr March 10, 2023

South London Special

about 3-5 inches (7.62-12.7 cm) inserted between the 3rd and 5th rib

Tommy got the South London Special last night. I told him not to short the drywall guy.

by JonMadden March 10, 2023

Visualisation cock specialist

A Visualisation cock specialist is someone who visualises them self with a "cock" related item in different scenarios.

Colin, loved chomping down on that Hotdog Sausage. It reminded him of that time he was choking on a cock the Visualisation cock specialist.

by jjdjcjfjdkcfk March 11, 2023

The Football Special

A euphemism for gay sex. Specifically, in which one party, usually named Sam, is the bottom.

Sam started suffering from anal bleeding after partaking in the Football Special.

by thelonepooper March 15, 2023

Joey (Creature/species)

Jolichus Bronchitis, a subspecies of elephant. A purple creature with 3 legs who uses its snut to poke and breed other Joeys.

Joey (Creature/species) communicates through actions.

by YouAddLeg April 1, 2023

Aaron Richey Special

Two Big Macs and a blumpkin

I gave my grandpa the Aaron Richey Special in exchange for his corvette when he dies.

by Large Casey’s Rootbeer April 9, 2023