suck a falcon

Suck the penis of Jonah Falcon. Jonah Falcon is known for his extremely large penis, which is 9 and a half inches flaccid and 14 inches erect.

Man 1: Hey, your a queer.
Man 2: DUDE, SUCK A FALCON!

by Mr Krayons March 28, 2012

suck me? VIRUS

An act of sabotage brought about due to long term acts of asshattery. Particularly acts of disrespect, thievery, and lying to one's own family... despite their continued love and compassion.

1. Until you rectify the situation by both apologizing to all relevant parties, and come forward with an honest admission of wrongdoing you might have some trouble with the "suck me? VIRUS"...

2. Anyone willing to blatantly disregard my feelings and lie straight to my face gets no sympathy from me... behold the wrath of "suck me? VIRUS"

by J to the E... fa-q August 16, 2012

Suck An Egg

So i got this picture
*shows picture*
Its Gru from Despicable Me that says
SUCK AN EGG

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Person 1: Wow, ur such a loser
Person 2: SUCK AN EGG
Person 1: ???

by Knee Ger123 November 13, 2018

Suck An Egg

Suck an egg a sane for many to use L0L its t00 c|asIc t0 n0t use L0L

Please go and Suck an egg. that's all.

by SmartPerson232005 November 14, 2018

Suck for Sam

Something that became Sam Sucks.

It was Suck for Sam. Now it's Sam Sucks. Nice job with the 3rd overall pick.

by Ereck Flowers November 26, 2018

Suck

My handwriting sucks

wow my handwriting sucks

by IG:Rigged_io November 27, 2018

suck a shroo

Suck a dick. Suck cock.

E: You really don't know how to write in print? Wtf, guy.

J: Suck a shroo.

by ThatWanderlustyWoman November 27, 2018