pissed

I pissed my pants during a Christmas party in front of my aunt and cousins they all started laughing and my aunt told my family and uncle and my cousins told my friends at school now I'm bullied by my whole school and 23 states 12 governments and 3 contents my name was legally changed to piss boy now I hate my life :) rawr XD.

Jake: "oops"
jane: "what?"
jake: "I pissed on the floor."
jane: "what in the hell jake?"

by cfcytuhjbvgycrex5ctvyguhji hub November 29, 2021

fake cold boy piss

The opposite of real hot girl shit

Fake all these trends and new sayings I’m doing fine with my fake cold boy piss

by Superb Marco Frog February 20, 2024

Piss wanker

Someone who really ballsed up and needs some sense knocking into them in the form of a meaningless insult

Why would you do that you piss wanker!?

by Baggimac October 5, 2023

piss pressure

How hard you can pee

Hey, look at my piss pressure

by Boi pussy January 20, 2018

Piss and Chuck

A piss and chuck is when someone can't be bothered going to the toilet in the middle of the night so they piss in a glass and throw it out of the window.

Ken- why does your room smell of piss Darren?

Darren- when I woke up last night I needed a we so I done the piss and chuck and spilt some on my carpet.

by Kane2992 September 21, 2016

im pissing

im pissing is basically saying im peeing.

IM PISSING MOM DON'T COME IN!!

by Milshake Froggii August 2, 2021

Piss kiss

Another term for eating pussy

Todd gave Samantha a piss kiss last night

by Suckmytoes_77 May 20, 2024