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Teeth Of Lions Rule The Divine

A drone doom metal supergroup formed from members of stuff like Sunn O))), Cathedral, Electric Wizard and Khanate. They were named after a song by the band Earth on their album Earth 2. They only released one album, Rampton, in 2002, before going on hiatus. The release date of their next album, if any, is unknown.
Guy 1: Dude, I saw Teeth of Lions Rule the Divine live in concert before they went on hold.

Guy 2: Really? How was it?

Guy 3: It was loud as hell. The whole place literally exploded.
by Random Person of Doom December 27, 2011
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0.5% rule

The phenomenon that denotes the homosexual rule. A rule that decides if you are either straight or gay-

1. If you define yourself as 100% straight = you are 100% gay.
2. If you got 0.5% gayness in you = you are 100% straight.
- "Hey bro, wanna touch my dick?"
- "Ew wtf, no dude" = 100% gay

- "Hey bro, wanna touch my schlong?"
- "Hell yeah bro, gimme that (no homo)" = 100% straight

0.5% rule
by Schlongdong123 September 4, 2020
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The Infinite Rule 34 Theorem

The Infinite Rule 34 theorem states that a person, for an infinite amount of time, will have the Rule 34 adage apply to themselves. This also applies to Rule 63 of the internet.
Your time is ticking, The Infinite Rule 34 Theorem always applies.
by Fascist Face January 11, 2021
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The Platinum Rule

Victimize people with your own pathology. It's intended to be used selectively. How do I know? I wrote the damn thing.
Hym "Yeah, but see, now you're not doing YOUR thing. You're the thing I ascribe to all of you. The Platinum Rule. And you're using it as intended. That's called 'Me being correct.' Good job me. GoOd JoB oThEr Me!"
by Hym Iam July 8, 2022
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Runescape

I once thought of this game as sensational.
Now it is an epic FAIL.
Runescape is the game where you can't say the word "hate" or you get reported.
Runescape is also the game where you kiss everyone's ass so you don't get yourself banned.
If you play Runescape you will love to meet my grandmother!
by Runescapeisretarded32142 June 15, 2009
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Rufless

1. The epitome of being in a state of general unconcern regarding the consequences of a particularly inexorable action
2. "Ruthless," as pronounced by a member of a predominantly African-American urban population
3. A vagrant, transient, or otherwise homeless person
"Did you guys really just take shots of Prestige in the library and yell out, 'Where the sluts at?!'"

"We rufless!"
by Lucassss November 3, 2011
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Runescape

A highly Addictive game

I am addicted to it right now, and I will tell you, it's bad, I once tried quitting runescape

I dropped all my items and got my account banned

After 48 hours? I'm playing private servers

Later I recover my account and play for hours non-stop

Its getting better and I'm taking smaller doses

DON'T START THIS GAME IF YOU VALUE LIFE
Person A: Hey bro, wanna go play some ball?

Person B: Sec bro, can't be XP wasting

*Person A & B go outside*

10 minutes later,

Person B: Damn, I gotta check if my characters still afking

Person A: Isn't this a bit obsessive, like chill a bit?

Person B: FUCK YOU BITCH, I NEVER WANNA SEE YO BITCH ASS AGAIN

Person A: At least I have more than 2 friends....

4 years later

Person B: Damn this is ridiculous, I quit

*goes to school*

B: Hey bros wanna chill?

A&C&D: Naw dude your a bitch

B: *crys quietly*

*commits suicide*

*no one cares, his runescape 'friends' recover his acc and take his shit*
by A Dumbass August 3, 2012
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