Larkin's Rule

If a piece of political art is so confusing and you can't ascertain the meaning, it is the artist's fetish art and they obviously get off to it daily

I have no idea what Ben Garrison is saying in his latest piece, I'm invoking Larkin's Rule

by Getting Too Old June 16, 2022

Rule 34

The 34th rule of the internet: If it exists there’s porn of it. “If there’s not, start uploading!”

1: Yo do you know if there’s any ____ porn?
2: yeah, it’s on Rule 34.

by already in use by s0me0ne else June 22, 2022

Rule 20

The principle of this rule is that if it exists, doesn’t exist, or can be conceived by human mind, there will always be someone else offend by whatever it is.

Person 1: “I love eating pizza dude it’s my favorite food.”

Offended Person: “wow, I just can’t believe you, your not even Italian you can’t compliment pizza if your not Italian you racist scum”

Person 1: “it’s a fucking slice of pizza my guy, you’re a prime example of rule 20”

by Book_Of_ Rules June 24, 2022

Rule 34

Rule 34 is the 34th rule of the internet. It says "If it exists, there is porn of it." Rule34.xxx is the largest collection of porn on Earth, and its slogan is Rule 34. Some keywords actually do not have art, such as THICC_KOMALA_(Pokemon).

"Hey man, I looked at Rule 34 last night."
"You're only 13."
"So?"
"FBI OPEN UP YOU ARE UNDER ARREST FOR JERKING OFF TO LOPUNNY"
"OH SHIIIIIIIIT"
"WE'RE GONNA FUCK YOU UP"
"NOOOOO"

by Just an Ordinary Net Denizen June 27, 2022

Rules

They're more like guidelines anyway...

"Rules aren't meant to be followed. Keep to the code."

by ProfessorBowser July 2, 2022

2-2-30 rule

Date someone 2 years older, 2 years younger but when you are 30 or so it doesn't matter what the age gap is

Boys and Girls should follow the 2-2-30 rule

by 459395 April 26, 2022

Jersey Shore Rule

In reference to the rule the Jersey Shote cast came up with when Mike hit on a “tranny”

“If you have to ask, if there is even a question, assume it’s a guy”

“Damn that girl is hot I’m gonna go talk to her”

“I don’t know, I mean look at her hands and that Adam’s apple. Might be trans and if you’re into that go ahead but if not remember the Jersey Shore Rule”

by Jumbalaya Eater April 27, 2022