poo mitt

A poo mitt is a temporary glove composed of toilet paper and used as a deuce lowering device, decreasing splash down so that toilet neighbours can’t gauge your work by sound

“My girlfriend was brushing her teeth whilst I was on the loo so I had to make a sneaky poo mitt”

by WhoShotJR? January 29, 2023

Blu is a poo

Blu is a very powerful wizard, but he is not. He is not powerful because he is a fraudster
1 HA!

Hey! did you know that wizard blu is a poo and a fraudster?

by puffer.budgie January 29, 2023

Mistys Misterious Frozen Poo Post

When someone is very annoying so we devise a plan to shite in a Jonny and put it in her letterbox

I’m bored , anyone fancy doing “ Mistys Misterious Frozen Poo Post “

by Gercoff February 2, 2023

poo poo cha cha

Poo poo cha cha is a dance move with you do the chachaslide with a poo 💩

I did the poo poo cha cha

by Poopoochacha February 21, 2023

Poo

Solid waste

I need to do a poo.

by tr00p March 28, 2025

poo-priming

Coined by Kirstie Allsopp, Love It Or List It UK in Yorkshire. Synonym of the "polishing of a turd."

Only available example online: Kirstie Allsopp, "You can get a high sheen on a turd but it's still a turd... Poo-priming."

by Fibi Felisimo March 31, 2025

poo crumbs

the leftover poo left in the toilet bowl after you flush and scrub your skidmarks off.

"stop leaving poo crumbs in the toilet!"

by hasotomynaso April 10, 2025