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PB&J poop

When a girl has diarrhea on her period. It is the period shits.
Girl 1: girl I just had the biggest PB&J poop!
Girl 2: ewww, same.
by Crentist2025 August 7, 2021
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Vagina poop sex

Poop sex involving the vagina, specifically poop in the vagina and on the dick.
Ma’am, may i ask you for a round of vagina poop sex.

Of course. I’ve just ate two McDoubles and a large fried potato. I’m all ready for some raunchy vagina poop sex
by Yor mawm March 12, 2021
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goldfish poop pest

An unwanted person who follows another person or group of people around. Due to the fact goldfish have a hard time shaking off their feces; this describes the level of utter annoyance as to what describes a goldfish poop pest. The most extreme goldfish poop pests are crazy fans and stalkers.
When will that goldfish poop pest stop following me around?
by Major Madcat July 16, 2019
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Tom Daley Poop

When taking a shit, the poo curls round on itself and does a couple of backflips before hitting the bowl.
"Bro, I had hell of a Tom Daley Poop last night, every log I dropped did at least 3 backflips before it hit water"
by ForScience234 April 2, 2022
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poop butt ass

When Ethan Hawke wouldn't smoke that Mexican brick, Denzel called him a "poop butt ass" under his breath when they were stopped in the middle of an intersection lmoao
by yeah buddy 2020 February 7, 2021
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poop shoot snoot

Billy is such an poop shoot snoot, always sucking somebodies ass to get ahead.
by DaHypE August 22, 2022
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Faux poop scoop

When your dog takes a crap in someone's yard and you don't have a baggie, but you bend over and pretend to be picking it up in case they are looking out the window at you.
"Man, your dog just took a wicked shit in Ted's yard. He's gonna be pissed."
"That's okay, I'll just do the old faux poop scoop in case he's watching."
by FireMannyActa September 5, 2009
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