The law says that you can not text and drive or smoke weed because Tim text and drive but forgot he was driving and drove through a playground.
by Hunith June 30, 2018

If there is an unprotected web poll, Nomar Garciaparra will win it.
In 1999, Major League Baseball had a simplistic web poll for positions on the All-Star Team. Chris Nandor used a short Perl program to vote for Red Sox shortstop Nomar Garciaparra 14,000 times. This was then referenced in the "Louise, Revisited" episode of Sports Night where Jeremy uploads a Perl program to vote overwhelmingly for Casey. Nandor told ESPN "there has never been a Web-based poll that people haven't done this. It's pretty much standard procedure."
In 1999, Major League Baseball had a simplistic web poll for positions on the All-Star Team. Chris Nandor used a short Perl program to vote for Red Sox shortstop Nomar Garciaparra 14,000 times. This was then referenced in the "Louise, Revisited" episode of Sports Night where Jeremy uploads a Perl program to vote overwhelmingly for Casey. Nandor told ESPN "there has never been a Web-based poll that people haven't done this. It's pretty much standard procedure."
by Not Tom Brady January 25, 2021

"You can sit around at home till Doomsday and the prices at the pumps will stay fairly low, incessantly tempting you to travel. But the moment you decide to take off somewhere and head out on your trip, the price for a gallon of gas will go right through the roof!"
Gas-prices seemed fairly "stable" all summer, and so I delayed a road-trip for a while to "save up" or "accumulate" a number of errands so that hopefully my trip would be more cost-effective with regards to gas-consumption, but then when I stopped to fill up my tank in the morning when I was first heading out, the price had suddenly jumped over a quarter higher per gallon! Sounds like a classic case of "Murphy's Law of Gasoline Prices" to me!
by QuacksO September 12, 2019

Any competitive game(or lobby) that can have smurfs, will have smurfs.
Smurfy's law describes the fact that in any game where players compete, and the game has any kind of matchmaking system, there will be high level players that deliberately place into lower levels so they can more easily win.
Smurfy's law describes the fact that in any game where players compete, and the game has any kind of matchmaking system, there will be high level players that deliberately place into lower levels so they can more easily win.
Person 1: Man, I play this game for fun and to relax. I can't believe there are people smurfing in casual!
Person 2: You know how it is. Smurfy's Law.
Person 2: You know how it is. Smurfy's Law.
by Isuldor Nagan February 6, 2021

Anytime you're waiting on something to be delivered, it will be late or take longer. (Watched pot never boils).
by Mastertexan July 24, 2024

When a government due to a crisis appoints Eminem (Marshall Bruce Mathers III) to adjudicate all legal matters in the nation.
by LawAnalystFrostedTips July 25, 2025

Great-great-grandchild's wife.
My great-great-granddaughter-in-law is a good person.
by Wonbig October 13, 2021
