Friends With Benefits

A dirty thing for people who have just been released from the mental hospital or are just about to go there.

-You want to be friends
-More than that; we could be friends with benefits
----1 day later---Harder baby; that's the spot. Cum for me, now let's go for a coffee

by a_real_gezza May 9, 2018

B-Team Friend

The friend/aquaintence that only hangs out with you because you their other friends arent around. B-Team Friends usually dont invite eachother to sleepovers and such.

Guy: Hey, i dont normally see u with Jessica, do u hang out alot?

Girl: No, shes just a B-Team Friend

by Minidudebob October 27, 2013

are you a friend of mara?

it’s used when a sapphic wants to know if you’re a lesbian/sapphic or not. it’s also a she ra reference.

sapphic: “are you a friend of mara?”
other: “ yes i am” ✨winkwink

by sapphenby July 6, 2020

Man's Best Friend

A man's best friend is undoubtably his dog. They're friendly, loyal, quirky, and great to talk to. A great friend, one who will never judge your wardrobe or what you said or did today. When you come home, all they want from you is a hello and a petting. They'll never refuse attention, or a treat (or several). They'll love you simply for being there and loving them back.

My dog Biscuit is a great dog. Truly man's best friend.

by Zoniax June 8, 2009

Last Resort Friend

The friend you call as a last resort when all your other friends are busy. You don't really like this friend and are prone to cancel on them if you get a better offer. You may be this friend to someone else.

Scenario 1
Bob: Hey are you free this weekend?
Friend: Sorry I'm not, got some family function I can't get out of.

Bob: Damn it everyone's busy, Guess I'll have to call my last resort friend.

Scenario 2
Tim: Hi Dan's just cancelled on me. Are you free tomorrow?
LRF: You only ever call me when everyone else is busy, I'm sick of being your last resort friend!

by mrperson123 April 11, 2017

friend crush

when you are friends with someone but your friends want you to date that person. Your friends have a crush on that person on your behalf.

Me and Alex are just friends but Tiffany totally has a friend crush on him for me. How annoying. Is it possible for two people to just be friends?

by omgitsliz February 18, 2009

Token straight friend

That one guy in the group of gays who’s straight

Guy: Yooo bro wanna come with us to the club

Guy2: Nah it’ll just be y’all hitting on guys

Guy: Token straight friend of the group strikes again

by thattokenstraightfriend May 6, 2018