E-Fart

Search results that have absolutely nothing to do with your keywords - a common occurrence in poor search engines.

Derp 1:
Dude, I entered "orca" into the Bing search engine and It gave me 100 pages of "Russian pornography" for results.

Derp 2:
Yeah, looks like Bing had a serious E-Fart.

by NewSpeak March 5, 2015

brain fart

An epiphany

Dave had a brain fart today, which in turn made Zach's job easier.

by QueenElizaqueef69 August 2, 2018

fruit farts

Non smelling farts brought on by the devouring of fruit.

I just ate two apples and now I have fruit farts

by lyonsmane November 21, 2013

fart stack

A tower of farts, like piled pancakes or smokestacks. Moreover, someone who's noxious, unbearable, and downright disgusting.

"Your mom is a fart stack."

"Ugh, I laid the most rancid fart stack earlier."

by Narwhal Rider March 2, 2009

Fart frosting

Small amounts of feces that are accidentally ejected during a robust breaking of wind. Similar to a shart, but with less volume. Greatly increases toilet paper consumption and can lead to a rash when not treated. Most common with those who treat farting as performance art.

Dude 1: “Dude, my crack feels moist from that last cheek flapper and it’s driving me crazy! I guess I’ll have to go wipe off that fart frosting AGAIN!”

Dude 2: “I feel ya, at least with a shart, it’s over and done with. The last time my wife made kale, I had enough frosting to decorate a cake, and went through a whole roll of toilet paper in a day!”

Person 1: “Why does Bill keep leaving his desk to go to the bathroom? I haven’t seen him drink anything all day”

Person 2: “If you were his cube mate you’d know. He’s been cutting muffins all day. He probably needs to take care of some fart frosting before he gets a rash.”

by Uncle Chunky September 29, 2019

fart for effect

When you feel a fart working towards dispersal you site
a target you wish to share your gas with and aim in thier
direction. Upon release as a fair warning you shout "fart
for effect!" Then beat a hasty exit.
This is a terminology borrowed from Army Field Artillery,
When an artillery battery has locked onto a target.
The battery will fire 1 round down range upon a call of "fire for effect."

" You should have seen Daisy's face when I went fart for effect
on her mother last night!"

by jsd9632 December 30, 2011

fart cast

The act of using a prevailing breeze, fan or air conditioner outlet to have your fart stench reach victims downstream. Highly effective for distribution of farts indoors or out.

There was a breeze going down the hallway so I fart cast into it to nail everyone in the lounge.

by polesmoker69 January 28, 2014