cum catcher

The area where the neck meets the sternum.

I was titty fucking her and I jizzed in her cum catcher!

by Gus Schultz March 4, 2008

Cum Pirate

A male or female member of an orgy who attempts, either by force or coercion, to acquire a disproportionately larger share of semen on their face during a cumshot style ejaculation than their counterparts.

"That little Cum Pirate took it all, and I was looking forward to this all weekend!"

by Icky Ike April 4, 2010

cum curdle

Curdled cum left from an orgasm after masturbation

Rob left a cum curdle on his sock after masturbation

by deniedcorpse October 16, 2009

cum-baked

Covered in cum

I'm not going to the mall with you, you got me all sweaty and cum-baked.

by SFGuy87 July 22, 2010

cum pirate

one who steals your cum and tries to put it in someone elses vagina to get them knocked up

dude i think that girl i was with 2 years ago was a cum pirate because i have 2 girls saying im there baby's daddy

by lushous lou May 9, 2010

Cum laughing

The act of uncontrollable laughter during the moment of climax

Ted: "I finally had sex with Christina last night then I started Cum laughing?"

Stuart: "You started Cum laughing some girls hate that"

Ted: "I know but I couldn't help it and she was cool with it, she even started laughing to?"

by AJ34 February 6, 2013

cum cancer

testicular cancer

Thank you all for being here on thanksgiving, grandma, grandpa joe little suzie, i have bad news, unfortuntely i have only 3 months to live i have been diagnosed with terminal cum cancer

by cumdragon April 8, 2015