12 year old

horny cosplayers. Also the age where puberty starts to kick in, its not a good age, at this age you get access to lots of apps on the app store or play store, also at this age you start to think you are so mature even though you are really just a underaged horny little shit
at this age you already know multiple things your parents rather you don't know and you also become dirty minded, you have a huge friend group or are socially awkward and you have an unhealthy obsession with not doing your work and sleeping most of the time
you don't go out that much either
a 12 year old in 2019 is born in 2007 or late-2006
a 12 year old in 2020 is born in 2008 or late-2007
a 12 year old in 2021 is born in 2009 or late-2008
a 12 year old in 2022 is born in 2010 or late-2009
a 12 year old in 2023 is born in 2011 or late-2010
a 12 year old in 2024 is born in 2012 or late-2011
we getting old
by lonelywinter July 16, 2023
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12 year old

1: A human that's been alive for 12 years.

2: A term used as an insult on the internet
1: "Timmy is a 12 year old"

2: "omg ur a 12 year old"
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Old as road

A Caribbean term used for someone who is old, or into old things alike. Say if you were to be interested in an old song, that person would say something along the lines of: “You’re old as road!”
Dustin: “Yo, I’d never say this before, but im starting to really dig girls just wanna have fun!”

Sylvester: “You’re old as road! Ain’t nobody is listening to a song that took place in MY generation!”
by AnubisCorects August 10, 2024
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Japanese old fashioned

When your girl mummifies you in cling wrap and gives you a blow job. But the slow kind where she slowed down before you nutted and draws out your orgasm until you moan like a wounded soldier. You got that Japanese old fashioned
Yo, bro, my girl gave me a Japanese old fashioned. I thought I was gonna nut through the back of her throat I wanted to cum so hard.
by Jefe666 January 06, 2024
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old person kinker

someone whos especially attracted to milfs, gilfs, and dilfs, specifically people who tend to be over the age of 40
Belle: Nana Banana is so fucking hot
Emi: this is like the fifth old lady this week, are you an old person kinker?
by missmærkov November 05, 2021
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Old mofo

Anyone over 25 is a old mofo considered late 20’s
by Mickdik September 02, 2020
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old manned

A bowel movement characterized by loud grunting, deep exhale noises and an awful odor. Derived from old men who have no shame in public bathrooms who just let it go no matter who is the bathroom during or after.

-- often happens to mid 20s men who had too much to drink the night before. (Similar to beer shits but worse)
Dude, I just totally old manned the toilet in the bar!
by MikkBretly February 25, 2011
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