eye shit

The mucus discharge that accumulates in the corners of one's eyes.

Colloquial for eye discharge, rheum, sleep, or 'sleep in eyes'.

Sherry's got a lot of eye shit after waking up ; she had to wipe it off with her fingers.

by Kierkegaard2015 November 28, 2015

Shit for dicks

Also derived from the commonly used phrase "fuck all", "shit for dicks" also means nothing, not a single thing.

"I'm out, there's shit for dicks left in this glass "

by wordestablishment February 2, 2016

Bowl Shit

The brown juice that leaks out of your burrito bowl when it hasn't been sealed properly.

I picked up the bag with my burrito bowl in it and bowl shit had leaked through the bag and got all over my pants. I exclaimed, "This is bowl shit!"

by carli-fries June 25, 2019

Vampire Shit

When you dump so hard, your life force goes out your butt hole.

I took a serious vampire shit earlier today, and I haven’t felt human since.

by IlldefineIt December 18, 2017

not hitting on shit

if youre from atl or where im from in georgia, then yk this phrase means something or somebody’s lame or not talkin bout nun.

girl: *texting being dry and boring*
me: man you not hitting on shit, bye.

or

me: *is at main event and barely anybody’s here and its lame*
also me: *man main event ain hittin on shit*

by anonymous September 15, 2020

Fuck of shit

The absolute worst thing you can call someone. Lower than whale shit, worse than the sweat of your balls. A lowlife who thinks they are king shit.

Look at that old ginzo. He thinks he's the real fuck of shit.

by tirtle April 20, 2017

shit docking

When giving anal to an individual that has not recently done a poop. It requires at least one male so the penis can be put into the others asshole so the penis and oncoming poop connect with their tips causing the docking effect. The poo will be pushed back into the human body on contact with the penis. It can be used to help put turtlenecks back into the asshole on emergency actions.

That asshole looks perfect for shit docking.

by xxx_ifs_xxx March 13, 2018