November 1

National hang them Christmas lights up day. Hang those damn lights up already, nobody gives a living fuck about Thanksgiving

Johnny : hey, it's only November 1, what are you doi-

Mary : SHUT THE FUCK UP AND HELP ME HANG THESE DAMN LIGHTS"

by Dodosolsollalasol October 27, 2023

SAF-1

1. to suck a fat one

2. making a guy happy in his pants

3. abbreviated so that you can abuse people around you with out them knowing, particulary usefull in retail towards customers that are pissing you off.

Angie and Cath love to SAF-1 after a hard days work

by Buk Naked April 26, 2011

1

The number “1” is a number that is way better than the others

For an example there is a soccer team A player has a jersey and it says 1 it means they are the best on the team

by Chicken321 January 29, 2018

1-10 female attractiveness

A scale on how to determine what level a female's Sexiness is.

1-imma puke
2-hell no she ugly as shit
3-she ugly

4-she acceptable
5-she good
6-cute
7- pretty cute
8-pretty asf

9-sexy as hell

10- DAMN MAMI...what's yo number where you been all my life?

1-10 female attractiveness for ya

by fatbich August 31, 2016

#1 Revealed Trait

A fat cock. Critical fat-cock theory strikes again! It is the single greatest theory ever posited! I am a FUCKING GENIUS! And I'm right about why though women are molesting that retarded piece of shit.

Hym "SO! What does he mean when he says 'The #1 revealed trait is "good in bed"?' Let's look at what we know: Women can't be good in bed which means he isn't talking about the revealed preferences of men. So, he must be talking about women. What constitutes good in bed? A fat cock. THEREFORE! I WAS RIGHT! They are just fucking the fat-cocks. All of the dating advice gurus are frauds and liars. It has nothing to do with how you fucking talk to them. Game is imaginary. It's a delusion the fat-cocks have about themselves created entirely to make it seem like they have any level of control over their own success. The money being wasted on these fucking dating coaches would be better spent on prostitutes. I was right. Correct again. I'm always right. How is it possible to be this much better than everyone? It's astonishing."

by Hym Iam September 5, 2024

`~1!2@3#4$5%6^7&8*9(0)-_=+qQwWeErRtTyYuUiIoOpP[{]}\|aAsSdDfFgGhHjJkKlL;:'"zZxXcCvVbBnNmM,<.>/?

When you get so bored that you type all possible letters on your keyboard, but you didnt think about using the option / alt button, did you?

I am so `~1!2@3#4$5%6^7&8*9(0)-_=+qQwWeErRtTyYuUiIoOpP{}\|aAsSdDfFgGhHjJkKlL;:'"zZxXcCvVbBnNmM,<.>/? that I could type in qweiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm and maybe even mnbvcxzlkjhfdsapoiuytrewq

by ISkillAuraKids February 5, 2024

2-for-1 Sale

When grabbing a snack food and getting two pieces when grabbing one.

*Man goes for a chip, pulls and another gets dragged out*
"Nice, 2-for-1 Sale."

by tbclycan October 4, 2011