When you eat a big gothic Mexican chicks ass in the bathroom of a whataburger in Austin Texas and use your Texas toast from you patty melt to wipe the poo-jaculate off of your face.
Credit to Jason vest on instagram
Credit to Jason vest on instagram
Big gothic Mexican chick: so what were you thinking for lunch?
Me: I’m really craving a whataburger wet wipe.
Me: I’m really craving a whataburger wet wipe.
by Certified_ForkLift_operator January 10, 2024

by MrsMittens January 30, 2017

A sexual act that takes place in a climate which is so deathly hot and humid that it prevents any chance of erection whilst the testicles leak all of your bodies retained moisture.
"it was independence day and I thought we would have a special evening but he just couldn't make it work and his nuts felt like a jellyfish due to the wet bulb
by The Billy Penis July 5, 2023

by DigitalR March 11, 2022

by hailscd August 11, 2018

When someone has their personality rapidly taken from them and does everything their girlfriend asks.
And then they start lieing about where there going with elaborate tales cos they're scared they will get beaten up
And then they start lieing about where there going with elaborate tales cos they're scared they will get beaten up
Dim: Where's Pete tonight?
Donz: He said he was comin but his bird rang and he quickly disappeared.
Jack: WHAT A FUCKIN WET LETTUCE!
#moist vegetable#lap dog#Pete #imissmySteph
#lettuce#vegetable#lap dog#Pete
Donz: He said he was comin but his bird rang and he quickly disappeared.
Jack: WHAT A FUCKIN WET LETTUCE!
#moist vegetable#lap dog#Pete #imissmySteph
#lettuce#vegetable#lap dog#Pete
by MegRoe December 6, 2019

When you cum really hard in somebody's face. Jizz jazz jizz.
Not to be confused with anything faces related
Not to be confused with anything faces related
by hotwetbombzz January 16, 2019
