A moody man, who is often rude and blunt with his interactions with others. He does not mean to sound rude...but he is just too intelligent to respond to inquiries that require more than a yes or no answer. These Mr. Grumpy pants men are often well read and just need a hug. Good luck with that one! Hugs are not Mr. Grumpy Pants favorite thing to do.
The best way to respond to him is to tell him how much you love and respect him. At first, this may seem like a daunting task. You can say, "Listen Mr. Grumpy pants, i told you that i love you and i'm not taking it back!" Then, slowly turn and walk away. He may even smile at ya if you look back. Dont get your feelings hurt if he does not. After all...he is Mr. Grumpy Pants.
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Lover of my soul. My missing piece. Over Achiever. Tender. Giver. Amazingly, deep to his core, good. A Beautiful heart. My partner. My bestfriend. The one who I have always missed since the day I was born.
Lover of my soul. My missing piece. Over Achiever. Tender. Giver. Amazingly, deep to his core, good. A Beautiful heart. My partner. My bestfriend. The one who I have always missed since the day I was born.
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"I built this huge joint last night. We used almost a whole pack of papers!"
"oh yeah, well i built one, like, last year. At, like, my cousins house, who you don't know, and we used, like, two packs of papers!"
"Yeah. Sure thing, Mr Three Balls."
"oh yeah, well i built one, like, last year. At, like, my cousins house, who you don't know, and we used, like, two packs of papers!"
"Yeah. Sure thing, Mr Three Balls."
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Get the Mr Three Balls mug.Is an African-American pornographic actor better known as Mr 18 Inch, Tony T (not to be confused with another pornographic actor with the same stage name), Tony Titanic, Big T, Tony 18.Tony has been in the porno business since late 1997.
His debut was in that year's The Adventures of Mr. Eighteen Inches. He had sex with (and performed fellatio on) transsexual Sylvia Boots in Mr 18" and His Freaky Adventures, and performed in the all-transsexual videos, Mr 18" and the She-Male, and later, She-Male Rampage.
He has, perhaps, the largest penis in the porn business. He has claimed to be between 14" and 18", and upon watching the porn flick "18 inch anal club", scene 1, it appears he is telling the truth. At the point he removes his pants, his organ is nearly 12 inches long completely flaccid, its head hanging near his knee.
As with many of the massively-endowed porn stars, Tony sometimes has a bit of a difficult time bringing himself to a fully turgid state. In fact, sometimes he finds his penis being bent almost in half during his sex scenes. While he has drifted away from the porn industry scene in recent years, he still shoots a handful of movies each year.
His debut was in that year's The Adventures of Mr. Eighteen Inches. He had sex with (and performed fellatio on) transsexual Sylvia Boots in Mr 18" and His Freaky Adventures, and performed in the all-transsexual videos, Mr 18" and the She-Male, and later, She-Male Rampage.
He has, perhaps, the largest penis in the porn business. He has claimed to be between 14" and 18", and upon watching the porn flick "18 inch anal club", scene 1, it appears he is telling the truth. At the point he removes his pants, his organ is nearly 12 inches long completely flaccid, its head hanging near his knee.
As with many of the massively-endowed porn stars, Tony sometimes has a bit of a difficult time bringing himself to a fully turgid state. In fact, sometimes he finds his penis being bent almost in half during his sex scenes. While he has drifted away from the porn industry scene in recent years, he still shoots a handful of movies each year.
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