Union-Jacked

When one dips their balls in a mixture of shit and tea much like a tea bag, then another proceeds to jack off said person who dipped their balls in the mixture.

Bruv, Charles was well Union-Jacked on the weekend

by DoughBoy01 December 10, 2021

Jack Kerr

The best guy and most attractive man in the universe bitch

Hey Bob! I have a huge crush on Jack Kerr!!! He's soooooo hottt 🥵

by SpencerL January 28, 2022

Jack Russell’d

Jack Russell

Jack Russell’d

To be Jack Russel’d or cop a Jack Russelin’

An over zealous small man chasing you vigorously with desire for an outcome

‘Fuck he really Jack Russell’d me today about that’

by Carpet Snake September 8, 2021

Jack Bastard

A person with any affiliation to Swansea City FC.

Alfred Faithfull is a Jack Bastard.

by STFCDan2005 May 29, 2021

Jack Foster

Jack Foster is the sexy person in the world with the absolute biggest cock.

me: Hi, my names Jack Foster.
Her: OMG! I just came.

by Pemis_pemis June 22, 2021

Cracker Jack

When someone smacks, hits, or back hands a white person.

You:WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU?!*smacks white man thats standing next to you* White man: OWW!*Rubs cheek* Random Stranger: Ooh B*tch you just got Cracker Jacked!

by Michealla Kixx May 10, 2010

flap jack

when a man lifts a womans or fat kids tit and watch's as it flops saying "FLAP JACK"

"Dude did you see that girls boob bounce when I gave her that flap jack"

by frank the fat kid tom July 24, 2007