milking the missile

Jacking off

My wife divorced me after realising I’ve been milking the missile to Uncle Grandpa hentai for the past five years.

by El ritardo April 17, 2020

yellow milk

A asians guy sperm

Damn, he shotgunned all that yellow milk in on go!

by A asians guy May 9, 2018

milking

Similar to milking a cow but in joke form. When you milk a joke so hard just for attention. Sometimes in worse cases it can be rehearsed in the first place.

Person: *says a joke*
*everyone laughs*
-some time later-
Person: *repeats joke again*
Everyone: Wow you're really milking that joke, it wasn't even funny in the first place.

by soxy February 10, 2018

skittle milk

When you put a whole packet of skittle powder in milk.

Charlie: (what’s a skittle packet in milk) here has some skittle milk.

Luke: thank you (drink the skittle milk).

Luke: What the fuck it taste like paint.

by Hdhdgdyiewh March 22, 2023

Nigga milk

A derogatory term for cocoa/chocolate milk. Can be applied towards cold chocolate milk or towards hot cocoa.

Barista: Hello sir! What would you like to have?
Man: One nigga milk, please!
Barista: Here or take-away?
Man: Here.
Barista: Okay, then!

by LohuBoi October 9, 2020

hong kong milk tea

bukake where the recipient is wearing a veterinary cone collar

the triad gang member snitched and got a hong kong milk tea in retaliation.

by polyclef April 12, 2023

milking the otter

The act of a hairy hand giving a hand job to a hairy penis ever so delicately while keeping the hand lubricated with one of the participants swamp ass sweat. After the pubic hair has very moistly covered most of the penis the receiver is allowed to cum. Thus making it look like a milked otter.

Dude I was milking the otter so hard last night it's like a hairy cum forrest down there.

by Johnny_Suede October 14, 2014