Bird

A spy camera disguised as a living creature by the government. Some believe that birds are in fact real animals, but these people have either been brainwashed by the government or are just stupid.

Tim-"I saw a really cute bird today."
Uncle Howard-"Sure you did."

by hkvbJVWlEV March 1, 2019

the biggest bird

the boss
the head huncho
the feathered freak
the overdeveloped chicken
the winged cow
the flightless bird
the bird that is very above average in size
the bird that breaks scales

the fatass bird
the bird that is big
the bird that is fat and big and... thats it ...hes just a really fucking big bird

hubert: im the biggest bird!
sigmund: dont know what you heard- im the biggest bird!
hubert; oh no oh no
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IM THE BIGGEST BIRD 🦅 IM THE BIGGEST BIRD 🦅
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by thebiggestbird February 15, 2023

Dodo bird

A speciesism of humans yet to be identified as normal.

Girl: Oh look it’s Garrett

Garrett: IM A DODO BIRD
Scientist: I wonder if he identifies as normal?

by VotiveCobra7793minecraft May 24, 2019

Bird

Talking to someone and it not lasting very long. Or being friends with someone and it not lasting very long. Now there gone and they still discuss you. They’re for the world. And they pass your messages on like a pigeon. They’d be a bird.

Oh ya keeton belong to the streets jhit a bird.

by AlmightyFloridaMMLB March 30, 2020

Bird

Bird (noun)
/bərd/

A low-value individual, usually all feathers and no flight. Loud for no reason, emotionally underdeveloped, and built on red flags. Known for wasting time, dodging accountability, and thinking that bare minimum is king behavior.
A person of low quality and standards. Thrives in drama, prioritizes attention over accountability, and confuses chaos with confidence.

“He’s not complicated, sis — he’s just a bird.”
“Don’t argue with a bird — they’ll think they won just for being loud.”

by KushySaratoga June 21, 2025

Yer Bird

A British term meaning "your girl", as in your girlfriend. Usually said as a insult to a friend about their partner in a similar way to a yo mama joke where "yer bird" is portrayed with very charva or manlike tendencies or traits.

A: "You're shit mate"
B:"Suck your mum, yer bird puts quality street on her satnav"

by ElliotwithoneT August 31, 2025

Baby Bird

When you kiss a girl and then find out that she blew your buddy earlier in the night.

Dude! That girl that blew me in the back of the bar just made out with Todd, she gave him the Baby Bird!

by Chicago Red Army April 5, 2017