(Noun, Verb, Adj)-A Facebook Time Traveler is a phrase used to describe an married or single individual who will take the liberty to stalk former classmates' walls in an effort to eventually pursue them. An influx of Facebook messages or a request for one's cell number is typically a standard operating procedure.
So, Jimmy is acting like a Facebook Time-Traveler ! I mean, what's up with the Love bombing??? He messaged me like 5 times asking me if I remembered our Biology class after study hall?? He also said that "I was the one that got away"? Wtf does this mean after all these years? It's kinda creepy. Ewe, he's married too! Oh boy, I may have to block him.
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An app/website that peaked in the late 2000’s until every mom and child predator on the face of the planet joined it, and the CIA spies on you
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Wow, Facebook sheep, do they believe every meme, story, or celebrity they see or read about on Facebook? They follow like sheep to slaughter!
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Get the Facebook mug.Facebookian is a writing style which gained popularity on social media. Facebookian is characterized by the use of incorrect conjugations, style errors, present/past tenses, singular and plural at the same time and an annoying misuse of punctuation marks. Sentences are closed with two periods, comma's and question marks are abolished, words which sound the same are interchanged.
People who like proper spelling need to read Facebookian texts again and again in order to get what the writer is trying to tell, and risk getting severe headaches because of having to do so.
People who like proper spelling need to read Facebookian texts again and again in order to get what the writer is trying to tell, and risk getting severe headaches because of having to do so.
"What happend to there dog."
"It's their dog. And you need to close a question with a question mark. Stop writing in Facebookian."
"Sorry.."
"It's their dog. And you need to close a question with a question mark. Stop writing in Facebookian."
"Sorry.."
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Upon viewing photos of Kyra’s latest beach resort trip after being told she can’t afford food for her children, Frida promptly eye rolled and experienced a Facebook migraine that required an exorcism.
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