eat your stump

Eating a dick

I'll eat your stump of your teeth haven't been all over it

by Curse of Yig June 24, 2017

eating cat

ALF Eats Cats

ALF: I'm eating cat
Willie: don't fire me

by MayDayMeh August 22, 2017

Eat the put

Performing cunnilingus on a female while so intoxicated that you urinate on yourself immediately afterwards.

Bro 1: Bro, I got so hammered last night. I met a girl though.
Bro 2: Bro, did you eat the put?
Bro 1: Yeah bro, I booked it outta there when I woke up.

by Jimtkirk March 23, 2017

I eat our own dog food

Implies sweating profusely until swamp ass has turned into a frothed eggwhite like substance on your chode, which is then scooped and devoured with a cup of cold milk.

I eat our own dog food and store my crypto on Binance.com. I also need to convert crypto from time-to-time to pay for my personal expenses or for the Card.

by Rokett March 28, 2023

Eat the wasabi

This is when you get thrown some serious shade, but just sit there and take it to not cause a scene.

Angela was trashing James but he just Wanted to sit there and eat the wasabi.

by Word_Addict11 October 27, 2015

W eats

a very good high quality meal, youre winning. especially when it comes to cafeteria food.

person 1: wow the food in the cafeteria isnt so bad today
person 2: W eats

by babichu June 16, 2022

W eats

A phrase to describe amazing food. Top tier Gordan Ramsey type shit. If used incorrectly, the user will be struck by Zeus.

PersonA: "Damn, this is W eats!"
PersonB: "Truly a massive W eats moment!"
PersonC: "Please shut the fuck up."

by taken_adaption December 01, 2023