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Dick Twitch

A spontaneous, short burst of arousal that is stimulated by looking at a sexually explicit or lewd image. Not a erection or a chub. Its a natural response your penis makes to indicate that what it just looked at was pleasing or nutworthy. Could be a sign of coomerism or too much cooming on the penis that it attempts to limit its mobility by just twitching and not get full-on boners.
"As i was scrolling through my feed, i saw a nice pair of tits of the perfect size and my dick twitched the moment my eyes glared at them."
by Moe Lester J November 5, 2020
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Dick pit

The area where the dick nestles into the balls, thus creating a pit.
"Dont worry about the smell babe, i just haven't cleaned my dick pit in awhile."
by CJay Kilpatrick June 24, 2008
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dick embezzler

a person who secretly and discretly loves the cock and can take it in multiple ways. Like bernie madoff he can take cock billions of times over without anyone knowing about it. In many cases the ringtone on his phone is " it's raining men" and his favorite movie is anyone that has barbara streisand.

Also and illegal immigrant that brings dildos full of cocaine across the border by means of hiding multiple one's in his anus.
B.B is a real dick embezzler , i saw him on gay bourban street with 6 guys on him at once!!!

Wow! I have never seen anyone take it in every orafice at once, that guy is a true dick embezzler!

Pedro and Juan have some awesome coke, but is smells like asshole! Sandra, are your friends dick embezzlers??
by scottytohottie April 10, 2010
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dick beaters

hands (on a guy usually) - often said when someone is intruding on your personal belongings, etc.
"Get those dickbeaters off of my radio!"
by jim nicoloff November 13, 2002
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dick pic

A picture of a dick, usually your own, sent to a girl via text.

TIP FOR THE GUYS: girls do NOT think your dick is sexy. It's not. Don't send one unless you're asked for one. The only girls who will want one w/o asking are whores. And even then some. Your welcome :)
Hey Taylor, Logan sent me a dick pic again last night. I don't know why, I've told him a million times I'm not into that.
by LazyHedgehog96 December 12, 2013
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Dick Suck

by Snoop Dogg August 21, 2003
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