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Bag sub

A typically used word when your mate gets pissed and drunk texts you without giving any context at all. This word means absolutely nothing besides a drunk idiot trying to spell.
Eg: ‘I love you’ .... ‘bag sub
by Crusty finger February 15, 2020
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bag of dicks

An expression popularized by Louis CK in a comedy routine in which he explains his experience while sitting in bumper to bumper traffic on the Hollywood freeway. He pissed off another driver that yelled to him "Eat a bag of dicks!" The comedian found humor in an insult involving a bag of dicks from a motorists that was as dumb as a bag of hammers. With hammers every problem looks like a nail, with A Bags of Dicks you can cope with all the cunts on the freeway at rush hour.
I couldn't believe that he told me to "Go eat a bag of dicks!" I mean, who keeps dicks in a bag?
by Bob Who April 28, 2020
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Bean bag

Verb.
When you show up to a location with half or less of the pre-agreed upon price and still try to negotiate the sale. Similar to Jewed without the 6 million in holocaust baggage

Noun.

Racial slur for an incompetent Hispanic. Beaner Bean
The chair cost $200 and this dude showed up and tried to bean bag me with a 100 dollar bill.

Well thats fuggin bean bags for ya.
by DPJO May 5, 2020
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d-bag

A d-bag is a person who eats the last cookie in a bag of pepperidge farm cookies and rather than throwing the bag away, leaves the bag on the counter for miles to discover resulting in not only Miles' indescribable disappointment, but a temporary lack of concern for proper punctuation, a shinfo status update and the world's tenth longest run on sentence. Go eat a bag of juice you juice bag
Someone ate my cooke
What a d-bag
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Fun Bagged

When a woman puts her breasts in your face and does the reverse motor boat.
That stripper fun bagged me last night at the club.....
by kraziejason November 18, 2012
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glory bag

Glory bag refers to a samich bag full of fucking goodness. A glory bag can be a variety of drugs, or even a samich. Glory bag could contain the following: weed, shrooms, coke, meth, molly, etc... A glory bag is the bag of all bags and is shown off to all of your friends. A person may even take a picture of the glory bag for reminiscing at a later date.
dude, check out my glory bag
I'm going to eat my glory bag over Christmas break
I shall bask in glory while frying from my glory bag
I will never sell my glory bag.... NOOOO!!
by squatchwatch November 29, 2011
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douche bag

omfg your such a douche bag because you broke up with a girl because she couldnt hang out for ONE DAY!?!?!
by ex's of tyler scott beaty December 15, 2011
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