Douche Bag

A tool, an asshole, a mallrat, a gym prick, someone who spends money they don;t have on protein shakes & 100 a month gym memberships. Dresses like a prep and or bitch. Puts too much time into their hair, uses fake tans, complains that he only makes $13 an hour and makes only 40 hours a week. Kisses with his eyes open, and very bad at it.

Hey man JEFF is a real douche bag recently, he's become a BURDEN.

by Tyler Burden January 16, 2010

Punchin Bag

In reference to cocaine; a Bag of cocaine cut up and divided into lines to snort. cocaine, white girl, blow

person 1: Yo i wanna get hype right now

person 2: yeah, u wanna hit that punchin bag son

by Leezy S. Baby April 10, 2008

d-bag

A d-bag is a person who eats the last cookie in a bag of pepperidge farm cookies and rather than throwing the bag away, leaves the bag on the counter for miles to discover resulting in not only Miles' indescribable disappointment, but a temporary lack of concern for proper punctuation, a shinfo status update and the world's tenth longest run on sentence. Go eat a bag of juice you juice bag

Someone ate my cooke
What a d-bag

by Kiiiiaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa October 4, 2012

Tool-Bag

A person who suffers the ailments of being both a tool and a douche bag.

Just because you're pissed at life doesn't mean you have to be such a Tool-Bag!

by Arsemunky August 30, 2016

Tea bagging

The act of sticking your testicles into someone's mouth.

Person 1: I was tea bagging you yesterday .

Person 2: ok.

by Smol_melon January 29, 2018

bag oaf

to kiss someone passionately

sofie go geez a bag oaf ya rajing lesbian

hannah bagged oaf with steven's hairy willy last night

gordo geez a bag oaf ya wee tidy

by Abomb123 March 4, 2008

Laundry Bag

Another name for a bag of weed.

Pothead: Gotta laundry bag man?

Drug dealer: Na man, i'm sorry

Idiot: Just go to Wal-mart or the dry-cleaners!

by Launchers 09 July 28, 2009