Anal cords

Anal cords help you fart just like the strings of a guitar make music. Everybody is born with 6 of these strands made from silk, every time you fart really bad it’s not a bad idea to check your anal cords because nobody knows what happened if you lose them all…

“Oh I think I ripped a cord cord” “you should check your anal cords”

by Finliathon March 13, 2024

anal mosquito

A very analy mosquito

"Is that a flying anus?" " Nope, just an anal mosquito

by PapiNorts April 9, 2017

Anal

A different word for donkey

I gave the donkey anal

by Mr cum in yo girl ear November 26, 2021

Anal Dutchmen

Kent Korol's trailer.

You see those two guys hauling the trailer on the highway?

You mean the Anal Dutchmen?

by bstevens070619 June 7, 2019

anal sausage

a shit that's so big it looks like a piece of Sausage floating in the toilet bowl

dude eszy just dropped an anal sausage before the CS-GO tournament

by eszy June 22, 2016

Anal gloppy

The act of picking someone up and spitting in there at

Watch me anal Gloppy this bitcg

by Red1981 March 21, 2021

Anal-lyse

When a man checks a woman's behind with a rating system that goes from most likely a man, A.B.B, A.B, D.A.B, T.A.B to G.A.B.

Damn son let me anal-lyse that girl.

She an A.B *grunts*

by Where's my urethra December 10, 2017