Reverse Anal

when you stick your dick so far down someone's throat it comes out the other side. the human digestive system is about 30 feet in length, so you would need a 30 foot and a bit long dick to perform the act of reverse anal.

Girl: how long is your dick?
Guy: I can do reverse Anal
Girl: WOW

by George bush 67 September 30, 2020

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Reverse Anal

When you take a huge dump that kinda hurts cause it's stretching you out but it also feels good.

"Man, I just had reverse anal. Log was so large it stretched me out"

by Kunu77 March 23, 2023

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Anal Tailing

A Dragonland pastime where one dragon inserts its tail into another dragon's anus regardless of age, gender, or size.

Shortly after Max, Emmy, and Enrique arrives at Dragonland, Ord is seen anal tailing Cassie while taking drugs.

by Greghef June 20, 2020

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Johnny Anal

1 : a Fantasy Football prophet who according to FantasyPros accounts foretold the regular season and baptized playoffs
— called also Johnny Analytics

2 : an apostle who according to various Football traditions wrote the draft package, the three Fantasy Epistles, and the Book of Football

3 : the fourth Gospel in the New Fantasy Draft Package
— see FantasyPros

4 : any of three short didactic letters addressed to early Fantasy Football Commissioner and included in the New JFL
— see JFL Relics

I’m so sick of going against Johnny Anal - he’s way better than Manny and Jeff combined.

by No1anA11ison November 24, 2021

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Anal 69

An abbreviation for the bible quote anal (a-nal) 6:9 which states "thou shalt not nut in ze butt"

"no mom dad that text is named after my favorite bible passage"

"your favorite bible passage is 'anal 69'?"

"yeah a-nal 6:9 'thou shalt not nut in ze butt'"

by Possibly_Catholic? March 22, 2022

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