John Doe Song

A song that absolutely everyone knows, yet no one knows the actual name of

Man, I just heard the best John Doe Song

by CrusaderFromTheUSA June 8, 2018

John Rain Itoralba

Someone who is deeply in love with a person named maor. Extremely thunderous and loves to suck cock with his buddies jan, jj and samuel

Lets suck some dick John Rain Itoralba!

by Samuel loves margar May 4, 2022

Let's do a John

when you just want to do fuckall so you avoid work at all cost

- "Let's do a John" - said my coworker
- "I've been fired for that." - thats me.

by itsreallynonunderstable February 8, 2022

Tickled by uncle john

To feel awkward or uncomfortable

“That movie had me feelin tickled by uncle john” “that guy over there makes me feel tickled by uncle john”

by MrsPoppa August 28, 2019

Pulled a John Risser

To do something desperate, criminal or shady with a selfish intent disregarding how it may affect other people.

He pulled a John Risser and stole money from his kids and left to Thailand.

by EMBridge April 22, 2023

king john school

if you go to king john school good luck as it’s an absolute SHITHOLE and has nothing but STDs. if you go there the teachers are absolutes bellends as they only have favourites and stuck up pricks. it’s proper rough and shit school. lmao they got INADEQUATE on offsted and their GCSEs are crap and the teachers are hairy fanny lickers

i went to King John School!
lol that’s sad

by hashtag mffff August 16, 2020

john cena's arm

A mystical tool given to the great Bendonius on his quest to defeat the humans.

John Cena's arm was destroyed in the battle against MegaMan.

by Bendothemailman September 22, 2016