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shit whiskers

1) whiskers, such as a moustache or a beard, that are made out of shit particles

2) whiskers or hairs that grow out of a piece of human or animal shit
Henry: Hey Benny, when you get a second, look to your right and check out that guy's disgusting beard.

Benny: Damn Henry, it looks like that guy has been washing his face with his mother's asshole. The dude has a serious collection of shit whiskers huh.
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"I forgot to pick up my dog's shit while i was walking him yesterday and when i walked by it today, the turd had some serious shit whiskers growing out of it"
by Jesus Prairie Dogg December 31, 2009
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shit phantom

when a party-goer uses the bathroom, turns off the water to the toilet (via knob below the toilet bowl), flushes the toilet until the water no longer runs, then proceeds to shit in the toilet.
The shit phantom struck again at Jay C's house.
by Mike B. and Mike V. January 8, 2008
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Shit Puppy

The name for something so insignificant it's not worth even mentioning its real name.
Why are we meeting with this shit puppy account? Even if they place an order the commission won't cover the gas it took to drive there...
by whereistodd April 22, 2010
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Peekaboo shit

When a piece of shit slightly comes out while you're trying hard to shit it out but when you stop it returns into the rectum. Most of the time it happens repeatedly.
Dave: What took you so long man?
John: Sorry man I had some peekaboo shit and it just wouldn't come out
by TheBrokenBackFucker August 27, 2016
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stadium shit

A prank that entails taking a dump in the toilet tank, as opposed to the toilet bowl. When executing a stadium shit, it appears as though you are seated on a bleacher at a stadium, hence the name.

This prank is usually performed at the residence of one that you dislike.

The result of this prank is that no matter how many times the toilet is flushed, there's still going to be shit in it.
To get even with my boss for stiffing me for a raise, I took a stadium shit at his house when he invited everyone over for Christmas.
by Peter Paul Gualtieri February 11, 2009
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Oh Shit

A word used to describe a negative situation
One fine summertime Sunday evening
Crenshaw Boulevard was in full swing
Perfect example of how looks can be deceiving
Rolled up to what I thought was a pretty young thing
Rollin in a purple samuri suzuki dookie braids was an aid to her sex appeal
Dude she was dope man real dope on the real
Well anyway I went toot toot she said hey a beep beep
The next day rolled down to the beach, deuce deep
Me and my new Crenshaw cutie
Coolin on the beach and now she's rubbin on my booty
Suck suck suckin on my neck like dracula
But it wasn't all that spectacular
Cuz everytime I tried to touch upon her tay-titty
She would be like quit b
Bitch was frontin but I didn't say nothin
Then all of the sudden after someone pushed the button
I got a funny feeling like something was real wrong
Looked at her shoes and her feets was real long
Then it hit me oh please god no
Don't let this ho turn out to be a john doe
He pulled a fast one on me yo
I guess that's one of those things that make you go: shit!

Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh
Shit
Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit....
by Starkk September 23, 2013
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shit docking

When giving anal to an individual that has not recently done a poop. It requires at least one male so the penis can be put into the others asshole so the penis and oncoming poop connect with their tips causing the docking effect. The poo will be pushed back into the human body on contact with the penis. It can be used to help put turtlenecks back into the asshole on emergency actions.
That asshole looks perfect for shit docking.
by xxx_ifs_xxx March 13, 2018
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