weasel package

1: A guy who gets around but in a sneaky way, so that not many people know about it..

2: someone had baggage but they you don't find out until later in the relationship or friend ship...

1: You have to watch him, he is a weasel package, he will leave you in tears...

2. I can't tell anyone about that person, that's my weasel package..
2. Q: Why did you stay with that girl after you found out all of those things?

A: She tricked me, it was a weasel package..

Syn. Snake, weasel, sneaky, trifling, sneaky penis, weasel D**k

by Big Bee Baby June 18, 2018

action packed titty flack

The "Action Packed Titty Flack" is when you are grabbing at your girl's titties while you're an extra for a Michael Bay movie, the scene with you touching the titties will not be in the final cut because it usually ends in a law suit.

yo brother guy i just pulled a fat action packed titty flack on the set of one of the transformer movies.

by theguydudebuddyfella June 19, 2018

prune packer

When a person “jams” a prune in their butt and then gets fuck in the ass making anal jelly.

Chad likes jelly sandwiches so he hangs out with Alex because he’s such a prune packer.

by Skiddy1 July 18, 2018

Jet Packinski

The sexiest man alive

OMG! Jet Packinski is so hot!

by biggerthanmycountry August 21, 2018

Advanced Packet Class

An AP class where the teacher doesn’t teach anything and just gives packets for homework.

“Is Mrs. Black a good teacher?” “Nah, she teaches an Advanced Packet Class.”

by Frick yeah dood September 11, 2018

Half Packed Pickle Punch

A sophisticated sexual maneuver performed at the top of a staircase which involves taking a ripe cucumber from your vegetable drawer in the fridge. Then, clubbing your sanctified other over the back of their head (while in coitus) causing the phallic pre-pickle to snap into two pieces.

Once broken, stuff the first half into the baby maker and the second half into the poop shooter.

Now both parts should be sealed deep within the cavities. At this time you execute a double foot drop kick to abdomen of the receiver causing them to plunge backwards into the stairwell.

My ex actually requested that I half packed pickle punch her at my stabbin cabin in Muskoka.

by Doggy Style Dennis the Menace December 24, 2018

Curd Packer

Step 1: Prepare a beer cheese mixture. Get out your fondue pot and melt that cheese.

Step 2: Pour a Brew into the cheese

Step 3: Pour mixture onto your weiner and allow cheese to harden.

Step 4: Use the cheese jimmy to have safe sex.

Go pack go!

Ohh ya know last night I gave the misses the old curd packer.

by P-Didy juicy krisp February 8, 2019