fake cold boy piss

The opposite of real hot girl shit

Fake all these trends and new sayings I’m doing fine with my fake cold boy piss

by Superb Marco Frog February 20, 2024

Piss wanker

Someone who really ballsed up and needs some sense knocking into them in the form of a meaningless insult

Why would you do that you piss wanker!?

by Baggimac October 5, 2023

piss hamper

The laundry hamper that your friend pisses in when they're blacked because they think it's a trash can

"Where did Rachel piss last night when she was blacked out?"
"In the piss hamper, again."

by aanaez September 26, 2021

Piss and Chuck

A piss and chuck is when someone can't be bothered going to the toilet in the middle of the night so they piss in a glass and throw it out of the window.

Ken- why does your room smell of piss Darren?

Darren- when I woke up last night I needed a we so I done the piss and chuck and spilt some on my carpet.

by Kane2992 September 21, 2016

pissed

I pissed my pants during a Christmas party in front of my aunt and cousins they all started laughing and my aunt told my family and uncle and my cousins told my friends at school now I'm bullied by my whole school and 23 states 12 governments and 3 contents my name was legally changed to piss boy now I hate my life :) rawr XD.

Jake: "oops"
jane: "what?"
jake: "I pissed on the floor."
jane: "what in the hell jake?"

by cfcytuhjbvgycrex5ctvyguhji hub November 29, 2021

Piss Stiffy

Getting an erection due to having to take a piss.

Similar to Morning Wood, except it happens while you're awake.

Ashley: Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Cam: Neither; it's a piss stiffy.

by Camshot4 June 8, 2016

titty piss

when u hop on top of someone and they lactate all over u and ur mom

Maisy just titty pissed on Julie!!!!!!!

by hunnyboobearbitch October 5, 2019