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Fire Toast

A fail (esp. a fail excuse)
Scotty made fire toast when he told the teacher his dog ate his homework.
by KcDaBombDiggity October 24, 2011
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Fire in the ho

FIRE IN THE HO *gets arrested for sexual assault*
by Delmo1801 June 17, 2024
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fire drill

A loud beeping fire alarm that happens every month at school
STUDENTS, EVACUATE THE BUILDING! THERE IS A FIRE DRILL
by UDfan1234567890 December 10, 2018
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Spicy Fire Dildo

A solo sexual act in which a person uses a lit Mortar firework to masturbate with in their Vagina and must cum before the mortar goes off. The person involved in committing this act has also committed to the consequence of the mortar going off inside them should they fail to ejaculate in time.
My partner and I really wanted to try something new so we used a Spicy Fire Dildo. Unfortunately, they didn’t make it through the night
by Uncle Sam’s Misfit Children February 8, 2022
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Trumpster Fire

The Republican Party, after Donald Trump has had his way with it for eight years. It is in complete shambles…a dumpster fire.
The RNC devolved quickly into a Trumpster Fire.
by FatJimmy August 9, 2024
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Feces fire

When you shit red after eating spicy food
The Taco Bell toilet was a feces fire
by Seark boy December 4, 2022
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White man’s fire

When an inexperienced outdoorsman or homeowner attempts to light a bonfire, using improper technique combined with wet wood, resulting in a smoky, smouldering plume that smokes out the whole area so all the neighbours can see and smell it.

Often takes several attempts occasionally using lighter fluid, gasoline or other flammable substances to achieve proper combustion and still required to throw cardboard and / or mixed recycling on top after the fact in order to keep it going. Will periodically fan with a large Tupperware or garbage can lid in order to sustain the fire. It’s about a 20 minute process.
Craig’s been working at that fire for 20 minutes now has done nothing but give off smoke signals

There’s hardly any flame but I can see the smoke from across the lake, must be a white man’s fire.
by Definerofdefinitions October 3, 2023
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