Mary Poppin’s Mouth

A throat so deep that you could pull anything out of it

That bitch had a mary poppin’s mouth so deep that I almost got lost.

by runnindownmyvagina November 28, 2021

Zippy's Mouth

A vaginal opening that, on first look, seems slim and tidy - a second glance, however, reveals that it needs additional fastenings for it to remain closed.

Well I got my first glance at Sandra's nunny last night. I wish I'd kept it as a first glance, as the more i looked the more I realised it was a Zippy's Mouth. I could've done with a second pair of hands to close it back up.

by Krush15 January 31, 2022

close your fuck mouth

A response to a hate comment, came up with by shitty car wash company who has awful grammar

Person #1 - Hey your shit is so shitty!!!

Person #2 - close your fuck mouth

by BK137 January 31, 2022

Peanut Butter Mouth

When your mouth is full of peanut butter.

"Enh-huh-huhhh-manh-huh-eh, sorry I have peanut butter mouth"

by AwesomeFartyParty66 February 3, 2022

loads in mouth

It’s how many deposits of seman you have placed in your mouth. Also known as LIM score.

Casey has a loads in mouth aka (LIM) score of 1.

by Ridgeway42 February 15, 2022

Sleeping w/ mouth open

According to very very VERY accurate history books, having the audacity to fall asleep with your mouth wide open, not caring who sees you, is how Alpha Aztec warriors showed dominance over Betas. Like, for real, for real

The older, more experienced Aztec Warrior, sleeping w/ mouth open, to intimidate the lesser Beta male ( Often considered pretty)

by Guy writing the history books June 21, 2022

shit and mouth disease

When a girl wipes back to front (arse to coochie) and then you proceed to go down on her and eat her shitty fanny

I got shit and mouth disease from going down on that girl that wipes back to front

by Ddkong July 27, 2022