A shitty school located in Cashburn, Virginia. 90% of the school is Indian, and some teachers there are even Indian. Many of the awesome and actual teachers with true potential left the school because they soon realized how terrible the school really is. As I said earlier, the school is infested with try-hard Indians who's main goal is to get into TJ/ACL or face the wrath of an Indian parent with a shoe or hanger in their hand. Not to mention, they stink up the hallways with their rotten curry lunchboxes before lunch. You might want a noseplug or two. Do not even get me started on the preppy popular girls who's whole life is summed up in an aesthetic pinterest post. The "popular" girls are composed of ratchet ass white girls who have nothing else to do and are avoiding studying. (by putting their homework of their weave) (sorry for using AAVE but I had to!) Not to mention, the LGBTQ+ kids there... Half the school goes my they/them pronouns. The school has become so 'cultured' enough to ask what a students pronouns are on the first day of school during ice breakers. Everyone there is fake and will do anything to be "popular". Did I mention that the entire Indian population here is enrolled in Curie Learning's "signature" program that prepares students for TJ/ACL? LMFAO. This school is trash, ghetto, slutty, shitty, and about every bad word humanity has ever created. Oh yeah, and the white male teacher population is 75% are pedos. Don't go to this school, you will regret it.
Average Stone Hill Middle School Student talking to a white friend from Louisiana:
Lasyapriya: Ugh! I have to write 3 essays a month along with completing STEM critical thinking packets! I cannot find any time to relax.
Christina: LOL, what? Suck for you!
Lasyapriya: Not to mention my TJ Admissions test is tomorrow! My mom is making me stay up until 3AM to revise everything.
Christinia: LMFAO, sucks to be you.
*Months later*
Lasyapriya: OMG, I got in to TJHSST! I saved myself a beating! Yes!
Christina: What ever girl! Have fun in Thomas Jefferson High School for Try-Hard Nerds and Drug Addicts!
Lasyapriya: Ugh! I have to write 3 essays a month along with completing STEM critical thinking packets! I cannot find any time to relax.
Christina: LOL, what? Suck for you!
Lasyapriya: Not to mention my TJ Admissions test is tomorrow! My mom is making me stay up until 3AM to revise everything.
Christinia: LMFAO, sucks to be you.
*Months later*
Lasyapriya: OMG, I got in to TJHSST! I saved myself a beating! Yes!
Christina: What ever girl! Have fun in Thomas Jefferson High School for Try-Hard Nerds and Drug Addicts!
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You also want to watch out for Cesar. “memephail”… sorry just old habits.
Oh and don’t forget Shanty, he’ll hit you will that “Shanty-tax”
And Austin is very young kid, the youngest out of most of the six-graders. Austin is very good in percussion and playing piano, you don’t want to challenge him.
Oh and Linkin, uhh-
Here’s some other OP students:
-Leland, otherwise considers as “Coconut” from his head shape.
-Kash
-And more I personally don’t want to list
Continuing on, you also want to be very kind and polite and kind to the teachers, or else just the very slightest bit of disrespect will get you 80 days of ISS.
You also want to watch out for Cesar. “memephail”… sorry just old habits.
Oh and don’t forget Shanty, he’ll hit you will that “Shanty-tax”
And Austin is very young kid, the youngest out of most of the six-graders. Austin is very good in percussion and playing piano, you don’t want to challenge him.
Oh and Linkin, uhh-
Here’s some other OP students:
-Leland, otherwise considers as “Coconut” from his head shape.
-Kash
-And more I personally don’t want to list
Continuing on, you also want to be very kind and polite and kind to the teachers, or else just the very slightest bit of disrespect will get you 80 days of ISS.
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