Soggy John Travolta

When a man hangs two to three soggy onion rings on his cock then receives oral sex or gives anal sex (using the grease as lube).

Dude! I gave my girlfriend a soggy John Travolta last night!

by SweatyPopsicle March 27, 2017

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John Hancock Academy

A place where the rednecks and chaw boys go to school maybe some whores but who cares. The bathrooms don’t work nor does the ceiling keep water out. Piece of shit place

John Hancock Academy is the worst school in America

by Leroy Gibbs Sr. December 13, 2018

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Jimmy Jizzy John

When She jerks you off with mayonnaise, and after you cum she slaps it on a turkey sandwich and goes to town eating it

She gave him a Jimmy Jizzy John and wasn’t hungry after

by TRIXareForMeHoe June 18, 2023

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Long John Silver's

A fast food chain that always annoys customers

Long John Silver's is the best.

by gcollier July 14, 2021

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a one of a kind man, weird and full of exceptional thoughts. He loves being random as much as he loves his random girlfriend, Realyn. His visual captures his prolly's heart cos he looks more handsome than any oppa in kdrama. Last but not the least, his beautiful girlfriend loves him very much. Until the world forgets the matter of time.

Ron Paul John is for Maria Realyn only!

by ronpauljohn August 15, 2021

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John-Eden Moment

A moment in which, the server of dank memes, or indeed any server or group chat, starts talking about CP, for no apparent reason, the chat goes from shitposting to talking about legality and morals of Child porn.

(John Eden was the username of a wierdo who said loli is ok)

Samoht: "oh god, another John-Eden Moment"

by 69gaystreet July 24, 2020

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