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Jack Carnage

A rugged Mountainous Man. A man who has reached the utmost heights of masculinity, even towering over Chuck Norris. This man has learned every art of pleasing women, often accidentally acquiring a harem of doting females. A Jack Carnage hates others who pick on the weak, often reminding the Beta bitches who's territory and friends they are fucking with. He is also immune to snake venom. Never play Poker, Uno, or any other card game with this creature, as he can summon any card with magic. Yes, that's right. He's also a wizard. Like Gandalf the Gray.... if he was a Redneck. You can spot this magical creature by his distinctive features. Shirtless, a beard that grows all over his body at an alarming rate, a deep southern accent, and He prefers to wear a leather hat. Possibly a trophy from his latest kill. If you are to encounter a Jack Carnage, promptly offer him alcohol and an alligator steak. DO NOT ANGER THE JACK CARNAGE
"Oh my, that beautiful man must be a Jack Carnage"
by The victim of jack carnage April 23, 2022
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Jack Schlossberg

One of the hottest lawyers I’ve ever seen. Also John F. Kennedy’s grandson
Omg have you seen JFK’s grandson Jack Schlossberg???
by iloveryanreynoldss May 22, 2022
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Union-Jacked

When one dips their balls in a mixture of shit and tea much like a tea bag, then another proceeds to jack off said person who dipped their balls in the mixture.
Bruv, Charles was well Union-Jacked on the weekend
by DoughBoy01 December 10, 2021
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Jack Kerr

The best guy and most attractive man in the universe bitch
Hey Bob! I have a huge crush on Jack Kerr!!! He's soooooo hottt 🥵
by SpencerL January 28, 2022
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Jack Russell’d

Jack Russell

Jack Russell’d

To be Jack Russel’d or cop a Jack Russelin’

An over zealous small man chasing you vigorously with desire for an outcome
‘Fuck he really Jack Russell’d me today about that
by Carpet Snake September 8, 2021
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Jack Bastard

A person with any affiliation to Swansea City FC.
Alfred Faithfull is a Jack Bastard.
by STFCDan2005 May 29, 2021
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Jack Foster

Jack Foster is the sexy person in the world with the absolute biggest cock.
me: Hi, my names Jack Foster.
Her: OMG! I just came.
by Pemis_pemis June 22, 2021
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