A person who's face reminds you of a fart. Usually, they have round features, like round cheeks, round chin, round nose, plump lips etc and thick facial skin. Typically they have shiny, "dewy" (careful not to confuse with greasy) skin but in a gross way and it's like a sweaty butt. When you see them, you imagine their breath smelling like boiled eggs and a fresh can of roasted peanuts.
Person #1: Jennifer Lawrence is so HOT!
Person #2: Nah, she has a mega fart face. Look at her round face and round cheeks, looks like a rank fart.
Person #1: True
Person #2: Nah, she has a mega fart face. Look at her round face and round cheeks, looks like a rank fart.
Person #1: True
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Dude 1: “Dude, my crack feels moist from that last cheek flapper and it’s driving me crazy! I guess I’ll have to go wipe off that fart frosting AGAIN!”
Dude 2: “I feel ya, at least with a shart, it’s over and done with. The last time my wife made kale, I had enough frosting to decorate a cake, and went through a whole roll of toilet paper in a day!”
Person 1: “Why does Bill keep leaving his desk to go to the bathroom? I haven’t seen him drink anything all day”
Person 2: “If you were his cube mate you’d know. He’s been cutting muffins all day. He probably needs to take care of some fart frosting before he gets a rash.”
Dude 2: “I feel ya, at least with a shart, it’s over and done with. The last time my wife made kale, I had enough frosting to decorate a cake, and went through a whole roll of toilet paper in a day!”
Person 1: “Why does Bill keep leaving his desk to go to the bathroom? I haven’t seen him drink anything all day”
Person 2: “If you were his cube mate you’d know. He’s been cutting muffins all day. He probably needs to take care of some fart frosting before he gets a rash.”
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