Tool-Bag

A person who suffers the ailments of being both a tool and a douche bag.

Just because you're pissed at life doesn't mean you have to be such a Tool-Bag!

by Arsemunky August 30, 2016

Sluz Bag

A Person That Isn't A Skank, Slut Or Whore But Is Acting Like One.

Wow Rachel You Are Being Such A Sluz Bag Right Now

by Magic Hands May 10, 2011

tattle bags

Big awesome soggy tits, that when seeing them you are filled with urge to tell everyone about them. EVERYONE

Mmmmmmhmmm girl you be swinging some major tattle bags.

by Brutalis July 19, 2016

Bag Check

when a man manually assesses the adequacy of his manhood before he makes a life altering decision.

"F'n A man, you better do a bag check before you decide to jump out of this plane."

by Bouwerij_Jongen September 19, 2016

Bag sub

A typically used word when your mate gets pissed and drunk texts you without giving any context at all. This word means absolutely nothing besides a drunk idiot trying to spell.

Eg: ‘I love you’ .... ‘bag sub’

by Crusty finger February 15, 2020

gag bagged

When you put your whole nut sack in someone's mouth and make them gag on on it, normally done as a sexual act - sometimes used as a prank when another person falls asleep with there mouth wide open.

Tom -"Ya yesterday when I was leaving your house your sister had her mouth wide open so I gag bagged her, she was so pissed."

Willie - "dude what the fuck"

by Rusty-rod September 25, 2017

Suck Bag

...a bag of sucks

A suck bag is a bag of sucks.

by Donkey-Bogner January 4, 2019