Ass Plan

a welll thought out plan on the anus, and what sexual adventures your about to embark on

john saw, an ass and thought. " i would love to ass plan that"

tiffany had her ass planned.

by C-Gull1060 September 6, 2013

ass custard

After anal love, the receiving party pulls his/her asscheeks apart and lets any ejaculate flow freely from the anus.

Matthew dared try his ass custard, and was so delighted he mixed it into pasta and had a splendid carbonara lunch.

by suedenim2410 January 2, 2012

Balls and Ass

Often used as an exclamation, also in situations of frustration, anger and in moments when one makes mistakes or has an accident.

Guy 1 - "Can you get me some water before I smoke my bong?"
-gets up and knocks over bong"
Guy 2 - "BALLS AND ASS. You knocked a packed bong over."

by ______A. January 18, 2012

Ass-Cone

1. Reversed order of a heart emoticon,the Cone-Ass.( <3 )
The Ass-Cone resembles a traffic cone being inserted into an anus. ( 3< )

2. Unpleasant Synonym for Asshole,dick head,or douche bag.

3. A nickname earned by someone who really doesn't give a fuck what people think of them.

1. I meant to send my girlfriend a heart on msn,but I accidentally sent her an Ass-Cone.

2. "Did you see that? That Ass-Cone just cut me off!"

3. "Hey man you know Cayden?"

"yeah,people call him Gayden right?"

"yeah,but he's too much of an Ass-Cone to be bothered by it."

by Calexanderh July 20, 2011

ass hymond

The mythical hymen found within a person's rectum which can be broken during their first experience of anal sex.

I wanted to go in through the back door, but she was afraid there'd be lots of blood if I broke her ass hymond.

by PoppyLand September 11, 2011

Travel Ass

When you are involved in a long drive and your ass starts to get sore or numb. Travel Ass is not limited to just car trips, but the terminology changes to match whatever activity is involved with long amounts of sitting and going numb. When you play video games for too long, it becomes Gamer's Ass. When you work an office job, it becomes Office Ass, etc.

Ted: Man, that was a long trip. I had difficulty getting out of the car.

Ned: Bet it feels good to get rid of that travel ass.

_____

Ted: *stands up*

Ned: If you're going to the kitchen, can you bring me a beer?

Ted: Nah man, I was just stretching for a bit to relieve my gamer's ass.

Ned: Oh, I see. Good idea.

by Nemephosis October 10, 2011

Popcorn ass

When you wash your ass after eating alot of popcorn you can feel kernels when you scrub your hole

Dam gene i noticed i had some serious popcorn ass in the shower this morning

by Tha Freek October 25, 2019