Simp

Eric Shi

That guy is a simp to all the galdem

by Wreckitralph69 May 23, 2020

speed simp

One who has a seemingly unhealthy obsession of going as fast as humanly possible.

"Jordan ran the workout too fast."

"That fucking speed simp."

by JordanlsDead December 3, 2020

Be A Simp Day

on February 27th Everybody in the discord server has to simp for pixels or real life people

oh no its be a simp day I guess I have to simp for an anime women

by Word Man2763 April 24, 2022

Simp

you

your a simp

by melanie vue December 3, 2020

Simp

Kou is a simp for mitsuba. He falls for mitsuba yet can’t have sex with him because they’re both 14.

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(Two characters from an anime- Hanako Kun toilet bound)

“Mitsuba-kun! I-...I am a simp for you! Please be very gay with me and show we’re both straight so no one thinks we’re dating!”

by Rainbow toffee March 3, 2020

Simp

Something I am, but something you are not allowed to be. Because two simps wont work in a relationship 🥰🔫

Me: uwu i wuvvvv you
You: UwU i wuv you tooooz
Me: no

Never be a simp

by Hehe im de simp February 7, 2021

Simp

A guy in desperate need of sum puss. Generally a guy who wants to tell a girl he likes her, but instead he just watches other, most likely “cool” guys bang dat shawty. Most commonly, a guy named Andrew

-wassup Andrew, u asked her out on prom yet?
-No I’ma speak wiz her after. I will definitely feel more confident by then...
-Omg you a simp

by DatBoyPlayboy July 29, 2020