Baby Birding

When a Tree Climber calls "BABY BIRD!" The groundguy runs under the tree, opens there mouth looking upward, flaps their arms.

The Climber then spits in the groundguys mouth.

FRANKS in the tree top pruning a tree. Dan is a asshole so Franks yells baby bird, Dan runs under Frank tree begings Baby Birding . FRANK spits in his mouth.

by Aholetreeguy November 23, 2022

Bird Magnet

A sexual act in which you coat a thick layer of bird seed on your genitalia while you lay in the forest waiting for birds to peck at your genitalia

Hey, Jimmy I just got done in the forest being a Bird Magnet

by DryBoneJack May 7, 2025

Flappy bird

A female with enormous beef curtains, (fanny flaps)

I took her home last night, and when I went down on her, my face took several beatings on each side from them gigantor flaps. She was a proper 'flappy bird.'

by Disinthehouse November 25, 2021

Pink bird

The act in when a person shouts "rrrrreeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrr!!!!!" in a often annoying tone

Bob quit being a pink bird it is very annoying!

by 777777777777777777777777777778 January 26, 2021

swag bird

a swagalicious bird. like this one specific individual bird with no name and loads of swag

there's swag bird flying with his girlfriend

by Yugenix March 29, 2022

Dr Doon Bird

Protector of the weak defender of justice wears crocs and is 5’9 with a long wingspan

Better watch out! Here comes Dr Doon Bird

by donisvalid October 15, 2021

Birds

Government spy drones

look at those fr*cking birds charging on the power lines, how do people not see this sh*ot?

by Birdsarentfuckingrealplease@me June 27, 2019