Parking Deck Pounder

When you engage in consensual sex underneath the stairs of a parking deck for a pounder (16oz beer) to keep the buzz going, knowing full well you will claim you were raped after that sweet buzz wears off.

Dude, did you see that hobo giving Mary the Parking Deck Pounder?! It’s a shame she’s just going to try to get him arrested when the shakes set in.

by Tolonoman February 25, 2023

Park Your BMW

Park your B*tch, Moan and Whine

A response to someone complaining too much. "Oh just do it and park your BMW."

by Tessed1 March 17, 2025

Piggy Parked

When two cop cars park facing opposite directions with their driver’s windows next to each other so they can talk.

“I saw two cops piggy parked at 7-eleven”

by DildoBaggins76 April 9, 2024

Parking Thirty

One specific and unnamed individual who always takes up 3 spots with his sedan

Person 1: "I hate that old parking thirty!"

Person 55: "Don't we all?"

by two me i ak March 7, 2024

Garden City Park

New Hyde Park Ghetto
Consists of God's Chosen People, the rest of New Hyde Park wishes they were as cool as GCP

bryan: yo where are you from?
alex: Garden City Park
bryan: oh shit, the new hyde park ghetto.

by xoxoxkkkxoxox January 26, 2012

Park pal

Homeless, busted, Hippies, that choose to live in the park because there out to fight the machine called the G.O.V.

that park pal just sold my trick ass brother some Cat-Nip on a stick for fourty Bucks.

by J-Pup July 4, 2006

telling me your limo is triple parked

(verb to be) inventing excuses, especially the same lame ones over and over again

Marge Simpson : Homer, please help me get Bart to do his homework, I don't know what to do with our rotten apple anymore.

Homer: Bart, you uptard, didn't you hear your mother and myself? go do your homework.

Bart (from somewhere in the house): I did do my essay, but unfortunately Nelson stole it and burned in the girls toilets, I will not waste my time redoing it.

Homer: speak to me comme du monde, young man. Are you telling me your limo is triple parked, again? (Homer now takes a broom and goes to Bart's room.

by Sexydimma August 25, 2013