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Yum-Poo

‘Yum-Poo’ is an edible and anti-balding shampoo product created by the company Unsuccessful Baits and founded by Mr.M.
The product has multiple uses as:
a sauce, an edible/drinkable snack or full-course meal (specific flavours).
The Shampoo was additionally designed to promote the re-growing of hair cells from balding heads.
Other products have been shown to reduce smoking addiction as well (Singapore edition).
Everything about the product has been developed by trusted Scientists, Professors and Stem-Cell researchers.
All ethical and moral guidelines were followed and checked during the development of Yum-Poo products and flavours.
Dommy French: "I think I'm going bald!"
Mr M: "Well just use Yum-Poo, it's proven to regrow hair from balding heads"
Dommy French: "I'm also a bit hungry"
Mr M: "Well you're in luck because it's also edible too, drink it in the shower, kill two birds with one stone"
by Xuan-News August 13, 2024
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Among the poo daddy

An insanely fat man who farts REALLY loudly. (commonly in middle aged, married men)
"Man oh Man, that guy farted really loudly. He must be among the poo daddy"
by TheElementalGuy February 17, 2025
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Poo water

A) an uncomfortable, gross or bad situation.

B) the equivalent of saying “aw crap”.

C) water that is not clear, might have a slight stench to it, and may or may not contain levels of poo
I just dropped my phone in the toilet and had to fish it back out. Ew gross dude, poo water!
by CaptainPlank12 September 9, 2020
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4hg poo

You like black guys ramming your asshole and filling you with cum while driving a 6.0 powerstroke
My friend like to 4hg poo while driving his new 6.0 ford. It makes him feel strong and submissive to 4hg poo
by Ohyuhlol July 2, 2023
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Poo Poo

The name of my child
Dude 1: WHY DID YOU NAME YOUR CHILD POO POO

Me: Hee hee poo poo
by Isighnedinwithaaltaccont February 10, 2021
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Big poo energy

Authentic or unique. Not afraid to be oneself.
I like you, you really have big poo energy
by Ellis Smith May 26, 2019
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Peak-A-Poo

When you go into the bathroom with the intention to pee and sit down on the toilet only to realize you actually have to poo as well
Dustin walked into the bathroom with urgent bladder needs only to sit on the toilet and have a Peak-A-Poo
by Slynche June 16, 2016
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