Slappy Crappy No-Nappy

To be performed with the girl you love or any girl you see walking down the street. Performed in four steps as follows. 1. Slap her across the face 2. Shit your pants immediately 3. Reach around her and jab her in the left butt cheek with an epi pen 4. Let the magic happen (the magic meaning whatever the fuck happens after these lovely acts have been performed)

“Hey Connor how was your weekend?”
“I gave my girl a slappy crappy no-nappy”
“I want to be just like you when I grow up!”

by Captainprice141 March 11, 2023

Jack The Napper

Someone who loves to nap and make scratch videos.

Nah bro he's such a Jack The Napper

by GoMango99 March 24, 2023

Brains like Napoleon.

A phrase used by the three stooges to call someone brain dead with out calling them brain dead.

Moe: Boy, you got brains like Napoleon.

Larry: Napoleon's dead.

Moe: I know it.

by Kara-que April 1, 2023

national annual napu day

the day where napu is nafisa and where nafisa is napu, together it is a celebration of napu-nafisa

helu i'm napu and today is national annual napu day

by shanuuuu June 12, 2023

The Happy Napa Meal Maneuver

Go to a Napa and do some wine tasting at Inglenook winery. Always busy with hotties! Locate a drunk slutty and pay for her tasting......take her to some more wineries until she is good and pie-eyed. On the way back stop by Mickey D's and get 2 Happy Meals. When you get her back to your bungalow in Napa, split one of the meals and with the other put the Hamburglar and fries in her POOKALOLLY and enjoy. As you are finishing your fries, slowly put the Happy Meal toy in her Tukhus. Once the toy is full inserted, finish off your hot date with some Ravage Sex and as you explode your love potion, pull Grimace out of her Pooper and start singing IM LOVIN IT!

"How are you"......."fantastic, I was on the Napa Wine train last weekend and hooked up with this Cheerleader and we got hammered. Once we landed at my pad, I introduced her to The Happy Napa Meal Maneuver. We both had a great time and laughed our asses off.

by Sonnyd2022 August 23, 2023

First Baptist Academy Naples

A school where trust fund babies go. Most people who go there hate it. All the kids here get dropped off in their daddy’s Range Rover. Girls there are mean asf. I mean what do you expect in Naples.

Oh shit she probably going to First Baptist Academy Naples.

by Naplesgirly11 July 17, 2024

Take à Napoléon

Means taking a loooong deep nap with your stomach full.

“I took a nap!” The other person replies: “Same schedule took à Napoléon too…”

Take à Napoléon… This person took a loooong deep nap with a happy stomach! With explaines why it isn’t just a nap but a more historical conquest, that needs a famous name like Napoleon.

by Tarmy613 February 16, 2024