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Taco Jack

When a man gets a hand job from someone who is missing their thumbs
Well, I see you've lost your thumb. Is there anyway a brother could get a lil Taco Jack.
by VelociPhiloso January 11, 2021
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Jack in the Box

When a man masturbates into a cardboard box and delivers it to his girlfriend
Girl: “WTF is this?”

Dude: “You said that you like Jack in the Box?!”
by Hhfttx April 1, 2021
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Jack Passman

Often used as a word to describe Alfa energy or a person of great beauty.
Did you see Chad at the party last night; he was being a total jack passman.
by Jack passman admirer April 27, 2021
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Jack Campbell

A literal bag of douche with a Jew fro that is the knock off version of Jack Harlow.
“Jack Campbell is such a douche.” “Brother I’ve been known that.”
by Gees Moi July 5, 2022
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Jack Manifold

Jack Manifold is bald, and looks like Dababy
by prodreamsmp September 12, 2022
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Jack Carnage

A rugged Mountainous Man. A man who has reached the utmost heights of masculinity, even towering over Chuck Norris. This man has learned every art of pleasing women, often accidentally acquiring a harem of doting females. A Jack Carnage hates others who pick on the weak, often reminding the Beta bitches who's territory and friends they are fucking with. He is also immune to snake venom. Never play Poker, Uno, or any other card game with this creature, as he can summon any card with magic. Yes, that's right. He's also a wizard. Like Gandalf the Gray.... if he was a Redneck. You can spot this magical creature by his distinctive features. Shirtless, a beard that grows all over his body at an alarming rate, a deep southern accent, and He prefers to wear a leather hat. Possibly a trophy from his latest kill. If you are to encounter a Jack Carnage, promptly offer him alcohol and an alligator steak. DO NOT ANGER THE JACK CARNAGE
"Oh my, that beautiful man must be a Jack Carnage"
by The victim of jack carnage April 23, 2022
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Union-Jacked

When one dips their balls in a mixture of shit and tea much like a tea bag, then another proceeds to jack off said person who dipped their balls in the mixture.
Bruv, Charles was well Union-Jacked on the weekend
by DoughBoy01 December 10, 2021
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