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Eating The Lawn

To go somewhere/ do something else or something important that you cannot name
P1: "Yo dude you wanna go do something tommorow"
P2: "Can't bro im Eating The Lawn"
by CharaJayz July 30, 2025
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We eat chairs

by MrRandomDefined March 21, 2023
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Eating from under your ass

A metaphore for saving money while physically suffering from cold, heat, hunger, pain, etc. while the end goal for saving money is not worth it.
This metaphore can also be used to describe the act of not wanting to buy a tool, gadget, etc. that would make the job significantly easier.
This metaphore cannot be applied to those that cannot afford to spend money. For example, a college student that eats a meal rejected by ethiopians just to save money for books, rent, etc.
"I don't use the AC (of the car) because it uses more gas. I could use that money to buy a coffee."
Here the person suffers from heat, just to have that small pleasure to drink a coffee.
So next time a person says anything of this sort, just say "Stop eating from under your ass".
Other examples of people that eat from under their ass:
- A person that has the possibility to go to the dentist in their own country, but chooses to suffer for months until he/she has time to go to another country for a more affordable dental care, even though this person can totally afford the dental care in his/her country.
- A person that does not want to use a heater to heat their bathroom, thus choosing to suffer from cold to save a bit on electricity, an electricity bill that they could afford to pay anyway.
- A truck driver that does not use any kind of GPS, because GPS is for pussies, thus choosing more hard ways to get to his destination. Finding his destination will require to look at physical maps, to ask people at gas stations and/or calling other people to ask for directions. All these actions may give the driver some level of stress.
- A guy that eats milk and cereal so he has money for gas to drive his 5th hand 2003 BMW M5 on the weekends, at the end week he doesn't even have money to buy a deodorant.
by LLamadan January 8, 2019
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Eat Your Friends Day

April 28th is a day celebrated in the voraphilia / vore fanbase as "Eat Your Friends Day." On April 28th, you will, as the name suggests, eat your friends
Shadowtalon: Hey guys, did you hear it's national Eat Your Friends Day?

Sprinkledust: I did! I'm gonna eat all my friends :3

Todd: Whoa
by TheSnekDen April 28, 2025
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Eating mac and cheese straight out of the box

A more colorful and imaginative term for performing oral intercourse on a woman.
Man 1: “Did you eat Martha out last night?”

Man 2: “Yeah man! I was eating mac and cheese straight out of the box!”
by peach_pit April 25, 2025
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National Eat coochie day

The day all females get the best head from Anyone . This holiday lies on August 3rd
"Hey Today August 3rd"

"Oh! its national Eat coochie day"
by Bustdownrollieavolanch July 29, 2022
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Eat my tamales

Similar to "eat my shorts", but used when speaking to a Latin American. "Tamales" in this case refer to the buttocks if a male is saying it, and the breasts if a female is.
Person 1: Blah blah j*b search.. blah blah want ads... blah blah economy...
Person 2: Eat my tamales, nigga! I'm tired of you!
by A skibidigmasexual man November 16, 2025
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