are you titting me

when you run out of funny shit to say when something happens, so you just say this

mark: dude, stacey just fucked your cousin!
chad: are you TITTING me?!?
mark: heh never heard that before lol nice

by LonnieLmao January 24, 2018

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slim jim tit

When a bitch has some long skinny nipples, resembling a slim jim.

Not as tasty as it sounds.

"Yo dude look at that chick's slim jim tits"

by tittymilk69 September 14, 2015

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big tit tax

The emotional, sexual and/or just brazenly financial currency that woman, well-endowed by nature or science, trade in.

Man, I really dig Michele. She has one hell of a righteous rack ! But I just can’t afford the Big Tit Tax … my wallet is not fat enough, my dick isn’t long enough and my heart surely isn’t into it.

by brain child ! April 1, 2016

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Dirty tit slide

Butt sex finished with a tit fuck and money shot.

I heard she did a dirty tit slide at the party.

by Uncle Gunnysack June 21, 2018

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Something you say when your girl is getting a little too excited/anxious/nervous/etc.

Variation of "Smooth your boobs" "give your chest a rest" "adjust your bust before you combust" "hakuna yo tatas".

Mindy: I can't believe you were flirting with Cindy! We're DATING Tom! Where is your LOYALTY?! How am I supposed to raise our unborn child?!
Tom: Wait... We have a child?
Mindy: That's besides the point. WHY WERE YOU LEADING HER TOWARDS THE BEDROOM?! IN MY OWN HOUSE?! HAVE YOU NO SHAME?!
Tom: Calm your tits, Mindy, Cindy's my cousin. Besides, you've banged Cindy, Sandy, Quinn, and Nate before.
Mindy: *walks away muttering* Well, so have you...

by Sexy Stripper Queen March 27, 2017

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