bike her tits

When your motorboat goes wrong and she ends up giving you a titwank and facial.

The hott cheese girl at ASDA got laid yesterday, she let me bike her tits.

by GoodOldMeth September 11, 2015

are you titting me

when you run out of funny shit to say when something happens, so you just say this

mark: dude, stacey just fucked your cousin!
chad: are you TITTING me?!?
mark: heh never heard that before lol nice

by LonnieLmao January 24, 2018

What's her tits

The female equivalent of "what's his name?" when trying to remember someone's name.

Oh my God, like that girl we met at that party...you know?...What's her tits, there.

by yursh22 August 31, 2017

Dirty tit slide

Butt sex finished with a tit fuck and money shot.

I heard she did a dirty tit slide at the party.

by Uncle Gunnysack June 21, 2018

Calm your tits

Something you say when your girl is getting a little too excited/anxious/nervous/etc.

Variation of "Smooth your boobs" "give your chest a rest" "adjust your bust before you combust" "hakuna yo tatas".

Mindy: I can't believe you were flirting with Cindy! We're DATING Tom! Where is your LOYALTY?! How am I supposed to raise our unborn child?!
Tom: Wait... We have a child?
Mindy: That's besides the point. WHY WERE YOU LEADING HER TOWARDS THE BEDROOM?! IN MY OWN HOUSE?! HAVE YOU NO SHAME?!
Tom: Calm your tits, Mindy, Cindy's my cousin. Besides, you've banged Cindy, Sandy, Quinn, and Nate before.
Mindy: *walks away muttering* Well, so have you...

by Sexy Stripper Queen March 27, 2017

Bitchass McFace Tits

someone who is excessively annoying, has a terrible face, and terrible boobies.

Dude did you see that girl? She was DEFINITELY a Bitchass McFace Tits!

by Chris01598 September 16, 2007

Tits out to here

A phrase, usually combined with holding your hands out in front of you, palms in, fingers spread, as in holding on to giant titties.

Used to describe said ginormous knockers.

Dude I hooked up with this chick last night! She had tits out to here!

by rabblerouser69 August 29, 2010