Five second rule

The rule that states if a guy is in and out of a girl's vagina (and finishes) while having sex in five seconds or less, it doesn't count toward his body count.

These girls should call me the delivery guy with how often I enforce the five second rule.

by rectalreloader September 7, 2018

Rules Of The Internet

#63 has been reassigned!
#Rule 63: The proposition that it is possible to find genderswapped versions of every fictional character, especially as fan arts on the internet.

Rules Of The Internet: Bowsette applies to rule 63

by 18thAngel September 27, 2018

slide rule

a tool made up with two or three rules that are skewly and weirdly marked. Allow you to slide back and forth to get some calculations done.

NOT FOR MEASUREMENT AND PUNISHING PEOPLE WHO ARE MISBEHAVED.

Man1: OMG, what's wrong with ruler, it has too many strange marks and are almost skewed. How could someone measure stuff out of that?
Man2: Bro this is a slide rule.

by DDDooordddy September 28, 2018

Rule of three cliché

A common thing that appears in video games.In order to get the next objective the player must destroy,kill,talk,conquer...etc. three things.

"Kill the Elite Three in order the pass the gate"

"Rule of three cliché strikes again"

by MrRedflick October 3, 2018

Rule 911

A joke from Just a Robot's video "Why are Caillou Gets Grounded videos a thing?"
Where he jokingly said that because there is Rule 34 and 63 there should be a rule 911
"If it exists there is a GoAnimate version of it"

Robot1: Why am I seeing all these GoAnimate videos?
Robot2: Rule 911, bot, Rule 911

by KTech May 9, 2018

Rule 2

Discreet method of letting someone know not to be a dickhead.

Gerald: Yo, why her lips look like a batty hole
Honest Northern Man: Rule 2 mate, that’s my girl

by Man Like Gerald June 4, 2018

Prison City Rules

In small press publishing that's code:

No erotic content, but other than that NO HOLDS BARRED

The Ethereal Gazette was noted for it's STRICT house rules rivaling the mentality of the Duggar household but aspects that differ as he defined to another who was doing anthologies, another editor knew the rules he coined -- other publishing imprints know this as Prison City Rules. No erotic content but no holds barred. Rule out sexual content but time the swearing, go for subject matter that's ideologically sensitive and able to address social issues when pulling this off. The Issue Five roster embodied the Prison City Rules approach.

by illinoishorrorman June 8, 2018