carpe penis

A semi-Latin word that you can use to make your friends (who hopefully do not know Latin) think you are deep and funny. It's also a great pickup line to use in bars and clubs.

"Yo bitch, my motto is "Carpe Penis"; "Seize the penis"

"Omg ily stick it in me.

by smellybaptist July 25, 2007

penis pump

a tail-pipe resonator on 4-cyl car

"John is so lame. He put a penis pump on his Ford Focus."

by adam barto October 15, 2007

penis flap

A penis flap is the pouchy thing on your sweatshirt or backpack. Penis flaps enjoy being stroked and having sex. =)

My penis flap wants to rape a hairy beast!! :o

by Caitlin & Mandy March 20, 2005

penis fat

A man who has a dick so big, it hurts a girl when he puts it in her pussy.

Dude, that penis fat made some girl happy yesterday.

by Someone November 24, 2003

Penis Deficiency

The term used to describe the state of being when a male, or something with a penis, lacks the dispossession to posses a voluminous vaginal insertion device.

erin: hey brittany did you see that kid?
brittany: yes yes i did.
brittany: haha sucker.
erin: poor guy, he had a penis deficiency!
brittany: oh no erin where did your penis go?
erin: omg i dont know!
brittany: you have a penis deficiency!

by Erin and Brittany June 16, 2004

penis magician

someone whos is extremely gay and takes penis' into bodily orifices and they appear to have disappeared altogether, like a trick a magician would perform

dude why the hell didnt you buy me a six pack?, i knew were gay but didnt know you were a penis magician

by joewanotpa August 21, 2007

penis wafer

when u put ur cock between 2 ritz crackers and make a girl eat it

it took Nicholia an hour to eat Austin's penis wafer.

by Austin Rape December 25, 2007